The Absolute Weirdest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

Amazon is truly a magical place where anything your heart desires can be yours in roughly three to five business days.

Yet it’s also sort of a strange place, too. One filled with random knick-knacks and things you definitely shouldn’t buy but might anyway. Some of the weirdest items available on Amazon include but are not limited to:

 

A Marilyn Monroe costume for your dog

This actually could be useful when Halloween rolls around… I wonder if she can howl "Happy Birthday, Mr. President..."

 

A jar of live ladybugs

What….why? What if the container breaks and they go flying all over your house? This seems like an accident waiting to happen. Not to mention a little mean to the Lady Bugs!

 

A vinyl wall decal of this random man

For when you just need one more piece of art to really pull that room together, I guess? Personally, I'd put that somewhere in the entry way to the garage to scare people.

 

One solid pound of cereal marshmallows

Everyone knows that’s the whole reason you buy Lucky Charms anyway.

 

A popcorn scented pillow

To really give that extra dose of ambiance to family movie nights.

 

Snowball fight in a can

This is actually pretty cool. Enjoy all of the fun of a snowball fight, without having to go outside and freeze as you make your amo. Genius!

 

A pillowcase with Nicolas Cage’s face on it

This makes a great White Elephant gift at Christmas time, mostly because nobody knows what to do with it.

 

90 servings of Dippin’ Dots

What? It’s the Ice Cream of the Future. Except it’s $228 so…better start saving up.

 

A pair of Madagascar Hissing Cockroaches

Most people take extra precautions to make sure they don’t see cockroaches in their home, but you can actually pay to have some delivered, alive, right to your door!

 

A yodeling pickle

Why would you need one of these, exactly? Unclear. But it’s pretty hilarious.

 

Which one of these items would you actually buy from Amazon? Let us know in the comments!

 

 

Lauren Levine is a freelance writer who has contributed to publications and websites including The Huffington Post, Hello Giggles, Bustle, Thought Catalog, The Charlotte Observer, U.S. News & World Report, and others. She’s also the co-host of The Margarita Confessionals podcast. Say hi on Twitter, @lifewithlauren1.