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Hilarious Ad For Shelter Cat Will Make You Laugh

There are millions, if not billions of homeless cats looking for a forever home. If you have ever been in the situation where you have adopted, you have most likely read a description of the feline needing a home.

Most start off with a sweet tale or how they arrived at the shelter. While others highlight the cat’s best quality. Those who know and also love cats, understand that they all have different, yet hilarious personalities.

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Mr. Biggles is always watching.

For the pet adoption agency, Cats of Melbourne, they're not afraid to show the true colors of their current four-legged residents. Located in Melbourne, Australia, the shelter has a sense of humor about one of their cats named Mr. Biggles.   Also known as Lord Bigglesworth, the shelter dared the public to take on the task of adopting the cat.

According to the Huffington Post, the “founder and group co-ordinator Gina Brett wrote the ad.” It describes Mr Biggles as “utter utter utter bastard” who does not seem to like the attention from human beings.  The ad goes onto say that “Mr. Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often not up to his high standards. Mr. Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you.”

The ad goes on to say that “Mr. Biggles is a despot and dictator, he will let you know he is not happy, which is often because things are often not up to his high standards. Mr. Biggles likes his cuddles on his terms and will sit in your lap when he decides it’s time. If the stroking is not up to his standards, he will nip you.”

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Mr. Biggles the Black Cat Up for Adoption in Australia Has THE Best Shelter Profile https://t.co/YHkL3WNNky

It sounds like this cat really knows what he likes! The adoption agency is not trying to prevent the cat from being adopted but rather would like to find the right owner.  Allegedly, Mr. Biggles has a “secret soft side” that he will reveal to the right person.

Mr. Biggles, a two-year-old cat, is currently living at the adoption agency.  Even though the post has received a lot of attention, the cat has yet to be adopted.

If you believe that Mr. Biggles would be a perfect fit for you home, check out the Cat People of Melbourne’s website for more information!

 

Sarah is a Hufflepuff living in NYC. When she is not traveling or talking to random animals, she is working as a script writer. Tweet her at @lumpyspacederp