Bird Feeding
Sometimes on Reddit you will find stories that really make you think, this is one of them. One guy turned to Reddit for help with his relationship…
A guy took to Reddit to ask for some advice when it comes to his girlfriend and her very odd fetish…
I MET THIS BEAUTIFUL WOMAN ABOUT 7 MONTHS AGO. WE HIT IT OFF AND HONESTLY SHE’S EVERYTHING I COULD ASK FOR.
HOWEVER, THIS PAST HOLIDAY SEASON SHE STARTED DOING SOMETHING GROSS. HONESTLY, IT’S SO DISGUSTING I HAVEN’T EVEN ASKED MY FRIENDS OR FAMILY FOR HELP ON THIS MATTER. ON CHRISTMAS EVE, I WOKE UP PLEASANTLY SURPRISED TO SEE THAT SHE WAS COOKING BREAKFAST. BUT, WHEN I LOOKED AT MY SCRAMBLED EGGS, IT LOOKED REALLY REALLY SKETCHY. IT LOOKED WAY TOO MOIST. MY GF TOLD ME SHE USED A FANCY CHEESE WHICH IS WHY IT WAS EXTRA MOIST AND SMELLY. I BELIEVED HER AND ATE IT. THE TEXTURE WAS ABSOLUTELY HORRENDOUS, BUT TASTE-WISE IT WAS FINE.
THEN ON NEW YEAR’S EVE, WE WERE CUDDLING SHE BROUGHT STRAWBERRIES AND WHIPPED CREAM. WE DID SOME FUN STUFF WITH THE WHIPPED CREAM THEN SHE CHEWED UP A BERRY AND FED IT TO ME.
NOW SHE’S STARTING TO CHEW HER FOOD AND FEED IT TO ME. SOMETIMES NOT IN A SEXUAL MANNER. STEAK, CHICKEN, SALAD, EGGS, ETC. IT’S SO DISGUSTING. WHEN I TELL HER TO STOP SHE STARTS CRYING AND SAYS I DON’T LOVE HER ENOUGH. ALL OF OUR FIGHTS WERE ABOUT THIS ISSUE. I EVENTUALLY EAT SOME AND ITS SO GROSS
I THOUGHT MAYBE SHE NEEDS TO TALK TO A THERAPIST OR MAYBE I SHOULD CONTACT AN EX OF HERS TO SEE IF HE WENT THROUGH SOMETHING SIMILAR. SHE IS PERFECT FOR ME EXCEPT FOR THIS ONE ISSUE.
After reading some of the comments left, the guy sent out an update:
SO IN THE COMMENTS BELOW, APPARENTLY HER SALIVA STARTED FERMENTING/DIGESTING THE EGGS FOR ME. THIS IS PROBABLY WHY IT HAD A SOUR SMELL. ALSO, SHE’S VERY ATTRACTIVE AND NEEDS CONSTANT VALIDATION. SHE MAKES ME EAT HER REGURGITATED FOOD AS “PROOF” THAT I LOVE HER. BESIDES THIS, SHE’S HONESTLY MY IDEAL PARTNER. I DON’T WANT TO THROW THIS AWAY. I WILL BE MEETING WITH AN EX OF HERS WILL KEEP YOU GUYS POSTED.
