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LOUISVILLE, KY - MAY 6: Evan Fossmeyer and Yeah Helderman use a tarp and ponchos to stay dry at the 143rd Kentucky Derby at Churchill Downs on May 6, 2017 in Louisville, Kentucky. (Photo by Michael Noble Jr./Getty Images)

A guy at a Rays-Nationals game last week tried to put on a poncho when it started raining, but couldn’t find the holes for his arms and his head. So the announcers made fun of him for a while.
Then it looked like he finally figured it out, so they cut away. But when they cut back, he STILL couldn’t find the armholes.