NEW YORK, NY - MARCH 21: A Golden Retriever, the 3rd most popular breed of 2016, is shown at The American Kennel Club Reveals The Most Popular Dog Breeds Of 2016 at AKC Canine Retreat on March 21, 2017 in New York City. (Photo by Jamie McCarthy/Getty Images)

Ralph The Dog Absolutely Did Not Eat Your Tater Tots! And spit them up. Whole. Ok he did. A guy asks his dog if it ate his tater tots. Then the dog opens its mouth . . . and about ten un-chewed tots fall out.