A Chuck E. Cheese Conspiracy
This is why you don’t trust pizza made by a rat!
Apparently, there’s been a conspiracy theory floating around for years that Chuck E. Cheese RECYCLES pizza. Like, they take uneaten slices of pizza back to the kitchen, use them to Frankenstein together entire pizzas, and serve them.
The “evidence” of the conspiracy is, well, how the pizzas at Chuck E. Cheese look. They aren’t perfect circles . . . they’ve got slices that are all different lengths. Some of the cuts don’t go straight across. Sometimes half a pepperoni disappears on a cut.
So the YouTube star Shane Dawson recently went to a Chuck E. Cheese to try to debunk the conspiracy.
Obviously, Chuck E. Cheese VEHEMENTLY denies that they recycle pizza. A spokesperson says, quote, “The claims made in this video . . . are unequivocally false.”
So why are their pizzas all deformed? Quote, “We prepare our dough fresh in restaurant, which means they’re not always perfectly uniform in shape.”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvKfzErkMEw