Florida is at it Again!
It seems like every week we have one great Florida story to talk about, lucky for you this week has been an active one in the Sunshine State…
This one tops every other Florida story!
A janitor at a rest stop in Florida called 911 on Wednesday morning, about three women who were applying sun tan lotion in the nude. Two were 19 and one was 18. We loved the dispatcher’s response. It got a lot less sexy after that though. When cops responded, one woman tried to hit them with her car, and another attacked them with a metal bat.
Here is the video of the police chase and stop:
People go out to eat expecting a normal dinner experience, and then this guy from Florida comes walking in…
According to a police report from the Naples Police Department, officers were dispatched to the restaurant around 3:30 p.m. Sunday about a disturbance. The caller reported that there was a man asking patrons for money outside the establishment and yelling expletives.
When cops arrived, they encountered a shirtless man sitting outside on a bench shoveling spaghetti into his mouth with his hands.
he caller, a worker at the eatery named Ronald Worst, told officers that Padgett had been loitering outside, then had come inside and began to cause a scene.
Worst told cops that the individual began yelling at him, I could beat your a–,” and asking whether he had male or female sex organs.
(Photo: Naples Police Department)
The second story comes to us from Brevard County Florida…
A man yelling obscenities, calling himself a saint and threatening to send his turtle army to destroy everyone has been arrested.
Thomas Devaney Lane, 61, went with an officer to the police department, where he yelled at the dispatcher in the lobby while pounding on the walls and glass, police said.
Lane then left the department but was later located at a 7-Eleven.
As an officer stood by, Lane called 911 and told the operator, “I need to leave now or you will all be sorry you (expletive) with the saint,” according to the affidavit.
Police said Lane refused to leave his car, so an officer forcibly removed him and placed him under arrest.
This one will have you shaking you head…
A Florida man who reportedly bought an $8 million island a week ago was arrested over the weekend after he allegedly conned Kmart for $300 in household items, police say.
Andrew Lippi, 59, was arrested Saturday on a felony grand theft charge after he allegedly purchased items like coffeemakers and lightbulbs and later returned them to the Kmart with different items in their original packaging.
Lippi, who owns a house used during a season of MTV’s “Real World,” bought Thompson Island off Key West last week for $8 million, the Miami Herald and Local 10 News reported.
When asked about the Keurig, Lippi told police the clerk should have known there was no coffee machine inside by the weight of the box, said the report.
In a separate incident, the loss prevention officer said Lippi returned recently-purchased lightbulbs, replacing them with a different brand of bulbs, said the police report. He also purchased a bed skirt, then returned it for a refund with a pillow case inside the packaging, said the report.
In an interview with the Miami Herald, Lippi denied the charges. According to the Herald, when pressed about the theft, Lippi said it was “very complicated and I’d rather not get into it.”
(photo: Monroe County Police Department)
Last but not least, we saved this classy lady for the end…
A woman got kicked of a Spirit flight from Orlando to Newark two weeks ago, and twerked and mooned the other passengers before she left. Apparently she was drunk and being unruly.
NSFW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIpND4CbzA8
