Hard To Sell Items

Actor Josh Lucas‘ ex-wife is finally moving on from the star … She is going all in and selling a bunch of their possessions on Craigslist!

Jessica Ciencin Henriquez, is trying to unload a bunch of home goods before leaving New York, and is airing out the drama of their relationship on Craigslist.

Lucas and Henriquez divorced in 2014 after less than two years of marriage, but rekindled their romance one year after it was finalized, only to split again. The two have one child together.

Here are some of the items she is selling..Pay close attention to the description of the items.

Queen-sized mattress: 

“No sex was had in this bed,” adding, “This mattress has no stains, no damage, and the tears have dried.”

Coffee Mugs:

“He knew how I liked my coffee; it was one thing I loved about him. He only had to ask once when we first started dating: “Beyoncé or Barack?” (same shade but different sweetness).” She also made sure to include another subtle slam: “I quit drinking coffee the year I finally quit him, the year no one slept in my bed but me. I don’t miss it—him or the coffee.”

Rocking Chair: 

“I brought it home when I was seven months pregnant. The father and I went to the store, determined to choose the perfect furniture for our first (and only) child. We walked up every aisle and sat in each option they had, laughing at how seriously we were taking this one task. But that baby grew up, and that marriage ended.”

Various Hanging Plates: 

“An adult would be able to keep plants alive. I couldn’t. For the first few months, they shriveled and slumped over like lifeless reminders that I did not know how to love things.”

Rugs: 

“New York is filthy, and it took me 30 years to finally feel strong enough to say what I wanted even if it made someone else uncomfortable.”

Dining Room Table: 

“I sat my son on top of this table and let him play with matchbox cars because he said please with the sweet voice he knows will break any rules I’ve made. Also because I’m a cool mom and cool moms don’t mind someone sitting on the table and playing with cars because cool moms are too busy figuring out how to rebuild their lives to worry about little things.”

It’s worth noting that all proceeds from Henriquez‘s sales goes to Moms for Moms, NYC, a non-profit organization dedicating to helping single mothers in the city. If you’re interested in helping Josh Lucas’ ex unload her stuff, click here.