VIDEO: Closing Time Intercom Messages
A local grocery store clerk was inspired to get a little creative one day with his closing time announcement.
David Culliton, a cashier at Busch’s Fresh Food Market in Livonia has spoofed “The Raven” by Edgar Allen Poe, the Vincent Price monologue from Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” and even wrote an original poem about closing time. Most recently, he made a spoof of the ending of Pixar’s 2007 film “Ratatouille.”
The customers loved it and in fact the news even picked up the story after he made several viral videos. Check them out:
@profstudds Ya like ravens? #closingannouncementguy #edgarallanpoe #theraven #cashierlife #theatrekid #classiclit #viral #michigander
♬ original sound - The Humble Bard
@profstudds Did somebody say sequel? 👀 #cashierlife #theatrekid #thriller #vincentprice #whyamiallowedtodothings #michigander
♬ original sound - The Humble Bard
@profstudds Nobody should ever let me on the intercoms. #cashierlife #closingtime #theatrekid #iambicpentameter #whyamiallowedtodothings
♬ original sound - The Humble Bard
@profstudds This speech lives rent free in my head#cashierlife #closingannouncementguy #theatrekid #ratatouille #ratatouillemusical #lefestin #antonego #michigan
♬ Ratatouille - Les sourds-doués