The “Body Clapping” Neighbors
You can only wish to be cool enough to get a letter like this from a neighbor… A person in Brisbane, Australia who just moved into a new apartment got…
You can only wish to be cool enough to get a letter like this from a neighbor...
A person in Brisbane, Australia who just moved into a new apartment got a long letter from their new neighbors last week. And because the person proudly posted it on Reddit, I'm thinking it didn't have the effect the neighbors were hoping for.
The note says, quote, "Dear noisy neighbors . . . your walls are paper thin. We were woken up this morning around 12:30 A.M. . . . with the sounds of [dog style] body clapping sounding sex with loud moaning and groaning."
"Please please please close your windows when you have sex because it is not sexy at all. If this happens again, we will call in for noise control and will name and shame your address on the [local] Facebook group."
"There are recovering sex and porn addicts living in the [apartments] next to you who would appreciate that you keep any nudity and sexcapades private like normal, respectful people do."
We're thinking this person isn't going to stop.
