There’s no mac-and-cheese more divisive than Velveeta. And now, there’s no cocktail more divisive than the VELTINI.
Which, brace yourself, is a cocktail made from Velveeta. A LOT of Velveeta.
It features Velveeta cheese-infused vodka . . . an olive brine . . . and dry vermouth. It’s garnished with Velveeta-stuffed olives . . . jumbo-size Velveeta cheese shells . . . and there’s a “cheese drip” along the brim of the glass.
If that sounds nasty to you, you probably shouldn’t see a photo of it.
This “drink” is available at select BLT Steak restaurants for a limited time, but if you can’t make it, Goldbelly has $50 Veltini meal kits, complete with glasses and a shaker. Or, if you’re REALLY ambitious, you can probably DIY-it with a box of Velveeta mac-and-cheese.
Could be worse. Remember some of the drinks we hammered back in the day?