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LOS ANGELES - DECEMBER 6: Drummer Tommy Lee and all the original members of Motely Crue reunite after six years to announce "Red, White & Crue Tour 2005...Better Live than Dead" on December 6, 2004 at the Hollywood Palladium in Los Angeles, California. (Photo by Amanda Edwards/Getty Images)

So, correct me if I’m wrong, but I feel like this is how some recent events have transpired:

  1. Tommy Lee “accidentally” posts a dong pic on Instagram
  2. He made a joke of it by holding up his “wiener” dog during a concert date a few days after.
  3. When Motley Crue wrapped the Stadium tour, Tommy mooned the crowd with “ONLY FANS” written across his bottom.
  4. He announced that he has joined OnlyFans

If I’m not mistaken, Tommy Lee just used his butt for advertising.  Genius on one hand, ridiculous on the other.

Tommy Lee was unapologetic about the pic on Instagram.  He blamed the posting of the picture on being on a “bender” during a tour break.  Tommy said this during the San Antonio show and then encouraged the male concert-goers to “Pull your F@#%!&g junk out.  Let’s go!”  I kid you not.  More of Tommy’s colorful words spoken on stage can be found on Americansongwriter.com

I don’t think I have ever seen a celebrity who counted this much on his eggplant to carry his career over decades and be an actual source of revenue.  You know you’re a drummer, right?  I don’t know if he’s having a late midlife crisis or some other thing, but seriously, bro, I’m tired of you having everything revolve around your junk.  You are a grown-ass man and yet you act like you’re still in 6th grade where hearing the number “69” is forever funny.  To be this emotionally undeveloped at your age makes me sad. YOU ARE ALMOST 60. (DOB: October 3rd, 1962).

Tommy Lee: Enough Already

Tommy Lee made a statement saying, “I’m tired of Instagram policing our bodies.” A) You don’t speak like that. B) There are a lot of under-18 users on Instagram.

I guess since Tommy’s kids are grown, he doesn’t give a crap about the need for some sort of standards to at least ATTEMPT to protect our young, but I have no idea.  I would think that his adult children are super impressed by all of this… that is sarcasm, to be clear.

Check out Tommy’s Instagram post of his OnlyFans moon featuring a flaming bunghole when you CLICK HERE.  This is just my opinion, but I think this is another chance Tommy feels he has to make a buck off of his “equipment.”  For just $39.95 a month, you can have full access to pics of Tommy Lee and his favorite “member” of the band. I’m gonna need to pass, but good luck and wish you well.  Your band has some great jams, but your personal “brand” sucks.

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Donielle Fynn is a Michigan native with two kids, two dogs, two cats, a love of yoga, and all things classic rock.