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The Shoes Are Made For Walking…REALLY Fast

To all the people at crosswalks who take forever to cross while I’m waiting to make a left:  Please buy these . . . A tech startup in Pittsburgh called…

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To all the people at crosswalks who take forever to cross while I'm waiting to make a left:  Please buy these . . .

A tech startup in Pittsburgh called Shift Robotics is trending thanks to their new BATTER-POWERED SHOES that make you walk up to 250% faster.

They're called Shift Moonwalkers and kind of look like roller skates.  But they're designed to let you walk like normal.

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Basically, you're walking AND rolling at the same time, which sounds tough.  But they use A.I. to adapt to the way you walk, so you don't trip or fall.

You can't drift in them.  So they're not like skates, or those "Heely" shoes with wheels that kids wear.  The wheels stay locked unless you're walking.  So you can go up and down stairs in them.  And there's a feature to limit your top speed when you're walking downhill.

The downsides are they strap to your shoes, so they're kind of bulky.  (And ugly.)  And the price tag will be around $1,400.  (!!!)

They're available for pre-order on Kickstarter for a little less than that right now and ship in March.

Jim O'Brien is the Host of "Big Jim's House" Morning Show at 94.7 WCSX in Detroit. Jim spent eight years in the U.S. Naval Submarine Service, has appeared on Shark Tank (Man Medals Season 5 Ep. 2), raised over two million dollars for local charities and is responsible for Glenn Frey Drive and Bob Seger Blvd in the Motor City. Jim's relationship with Classic Rock includes considering Bob Seger, Phil Collen from Def Leppard, Wally Palmer of the Romantics and many others good friends. Jim writes about ‘80s movies, cars, weird food trends and “as seen on TikTok” content.