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In this Monday, March 30, 2020, photo, a teddy bear sits in a window of a house in Christchurch, New Zealand. New Zealanders are embracing an international movement in which people are placing teddy bears in their windows during coronavirus lockdowns to brighten the mood and give children a game to play by spotting the bears in their neighborhoods. (AP Photo/Mark Baker)

This is the stuff of nightmares folks.

Plenty of people get lonely.  But it takes a weird kind of lonely to want this . . .

A website called PuffyBear.com is selling a human-sized teddy bear you use as a body pillow.  But it’s not like those oversized bears you win at carnivals.

It’s got the head of a teddy bear, but the body of a man . . . like something out of a very strange nightmare.

He’s got five fingers on each hand, but thankfully he’s NOT anatomically correct.

He’s 5 feet, 7 inches tall, and billed as an emotional support pillow that, quote, “significantly reduces the feeling of loneliness.”

If you want your own weird teddy bear boyfriend, they cost $160 plus shipping.

The website says he arrives naked with no clothes, so you can dress him up however you want.  He fits into large and extra-large men’s clothing.

(Boing Boing)