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Kraft Foods Group Inc. Miracle Whip brand dressing, center, and Philadelphia cream cheese, left, are arranged for a photograph in Tiskilwa, Illinois, U.S., on Wednesday, April 1, 2015. The looming merger of Kraft Foods Group Inc. and H.J. Heinz is ratcheting up the pressure on other foodmakers to shape up or seek deals of their own. Photographer: Daniel Acker/Bloomberg via Getty Images

This is just wrong – apparently in 1971 the folks at Miracle Whip were trying to market their fine product for the holidays – and Don Draper must’ve had the day off. This is horrifying. Enjoy.