Michigan Teacher’s Snow Sharks! She’s going to need a bigger yard!

A Michigan teacher, Jennifer Ramirez, from Madison Heights, is taking snow sculpting to new heights! Or DEPTHS! Check out her snow sharks!

She took a freezing cold snowstorm and perfect snowman-building weather and made amazing SHARK sculptures. According to WXYZ.com, these incredible sculptures are blowing up all over the internet.

She started these sharks on January 27th and wrapped them up three days later. It only took 48 hours for them to become legendary.

“Wednesday we had the big snowfall and I shoveled all of it into a big ol pile, and then I think it was the next day, I separated the piles and started sculpting on Friday and finished them on Saturday,” she said.

The internet has been eating this up and throwing out the puns like chum. How many shark puns or jokes can you come up with?

“She needs a bigger boat!”

“She needs a bigger yard!”

Jennifer has heard them all and bracing for a wave of even more.

She’s said if you are wanting to get a snap show with these doll-eyed beasts, come on by Katherine and Edward. Perfect for a photo-op!

The sad and beautiful part is that eventually these sharks will fade away into the deep, but will never be lost in memory. What’s she got next in mind?

Here are some tips that may not include sculpting sharks, but they should!

Tips for the Michigan Snowbird

• Arrange Your Mail to be Forwarded or Put it on a Mail Hold

  If interested in forwarding your mail to your winter address the USPS will gather up your mail and send it to your winter home for a fee. This is great for when you will be gone for an extended period of time, like a few months. Due note that the USPS cannot forward financial documents such as bank statements, credit card statements, and so on. You will need to make arrangements with your individual financial institutions. Now, you can also put your mail on hold which will make the USPS collect your mail and hold it at a designated location for you to pick up once you return to your summer home.

• Cancel Your Trash Service

  This may not be necessary, depending on what the setup is for your trash. But, depending on if it’s necessary, don’t forget to cancel your trash service!

• Find a Caretaker for Your Property

  A caretaker of your property doesn’t need to be a full-time job but it’s good to have someone you trust to check in on your place and report back to you. This person could be your neighbor, a relative, a friend, or even a paid service. It’s good to have someone check on your house either once a week or every other week — really as much as it makes you feel comfortable. It’s also a good idea to leave your phone number with a neighbor you have a good relationship with for emergency purposes. If a tree falls on your house in the winter storm… it would be good to find out right away.

• Empty the Refrigerator

  It’s a good idea to empty out the fridge before leaving and give it a deep clean. Do this before garbage day so you don’t have any garbage sitting around and getting stinky while you’re gone. If you are planning to unplug your refrigerator while you are gone make sure you empty the freezer too if it has one. Remember though, if you do unplug the fridge make sure you leave the door open to prevent mold and foul odors from growing.

• Get a Plow Service

  Having a plow service clean up your drive and walkways helps on multiple levels. It makes things easier for your house caretaker, it also gives the facade that someone is home to a potential robber. Also, it will help you to avoid a ticket that could be issued by the city or township you live in.

• Shut off the Water

  This is an obvious one but just to have it on the checklist, open all the drains to let the water flow out and leave open your lowest drain while you are gone. Even though you should have your heat low, it’s better to play it safe rather than have your pipes burst. That sort of damage isn’t worth having your water on and undrained while you are away for a longer period of time.

• Set the Heat to Low

  It’s a good idea to set your heat pretty low. My family always has their home set to no warmer than 60 degrees in their houses while they are gone. This helps protect your water pipes and your bills!

• Put a Light on a Timer Inside Your Home

  It’s best to make it look like someone is living at the home to help deter potential break-ins and robberies. I suggest getting a plug-in timer so that a light, or a couple lights, turn on at a specific time to make it look like someone is living there, especially in the evening.

• Make Sure All Windows Are Locked

  It’s best to double-check all your windows and make sure they are locked so any unwanted visitors don’t have access to the inside of your home. Also, if you have curtains have them drawn so that some of the lights you have going on will be seen from outside.

• Have a Doctor Down South and Up North

  It never hurts to have a primary care physician in both states you reside in, especially if you’re more of elderly age. If you’re traveling, it’s also more likely you might get sick so just in case you need a prescription… you have a Doctor in your winter home state to write them for you.

• Make Sure Your Prescriptions are Available in Both States

  We spoke of needing prescriptions in the previous item… depending on when you got your last prescription refilled and how long you’re staying down south, you might need a refill while you’re enjoying the warm weather. To make this easy make sure you have a plan for where to get your prescriptions. Most states have Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS, and Walmart… maybe set up your prescriptions through one of those to make this situation easier for you.

• Have Two Veterinarians

  If you have a furbaby make sure you have a vet for your pet in both states. Hopefully only for emergencies but if your pets are like my cat… you might have prescriptions you need to pick up for them.

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