Wait. Is This Cat Talking?

Does your cat miss you while you're away?  This woman has proof that hers does.  While she was in the hospital for a few days, the security cam filmed her cat walking through the living room saying, "Mom?  Where are you.  Mom?"

Wait a minute. You hear it right? I've only listened to it about 100 times so I'm not sure (lol...oh I'm sure).

We've also got this cat that says "Oh Long Johnson" (whatever the hell that means)

Who remembers the neighbors in San Diego who were convinced their neighbor was trying to steal their cat? 

Can you steal a cat or hold it hostage? This guy in San Diego is convinced of it – and confronts the neighbor about it (I thought people in San Diego were supposed to be chill). I believe at one point he calls the guy a “cat pervert” (whatever that means). As the owner of two cats I can tell you they’re just looking for food and someone to pet them (ask my cat Bear – he’s loyal as long as I feed him nightly).

Cat Owner Goes Ballistic And Claims His Neighbor Is Holding His Cat Hostage … A man recently recorded his neighbor saying he was knowingly holding his cat in his yard against his will. The owner and his wife ended up calling the police on the man to report the ‘crime’.

Man: “How? I’m not even in there. I want you to explain how.”

Owner: :”If you would go in your yard and say, “Mercury, go home, don’t come in our yard anymore. They want you to..””

Man: “She’s a cat. She doesn’t speak English.”

Man: “No, hands signals, don’t mean anything. It’s a cat dude.”

Owner: “Oh really? Okay. All right well, we’ll have the police department figure it out.”

Man: “Absolutely great idea.”

Owner: “So the cat, it doesn’t eat and drink anything over there right?”

Man: “No.”

Owner: “Oh no, never. Right? No never.”

Man: “No.”

Man: “I can understand being angry if my cat was in your yard. You’re angry because your cat is in my yard.”

Owner: “You’re making things a lot worse.”