Sex Happens

Sex happens. What would lead someone to say this while on the floor of a jail? This story is just too much. Sex happens. 

A couple in Wisconsin -- 28-year-old Desmound Cleveland and Karen Hill, who is 40 years older than him -- walked into the Waukesha County jail lobby around 3 a.m. and got down on the floor. (and when we say “got down” - we mean it).  A jail supervisor saw them on surveillance camera and reported it to a deputy who walked in to break it up. Hill told the deputy that she and Cleveland have been dating for five years and they planned to get together at a boarding house, but got locked out and had no where else to go.

So, they walked into the county jail entrance and decided to do it right there. The deputy questioned Cleveland about what happened and he stated simply, "sex happens," and added that he knew there were cameras. 

Now Remember - You can't say "Sex Happens" in this Michigan town

We learned this at the beginning of the year...you're not allowed to have sex in a car in Detroit. No really.

In Detroit couples are banned from making love in an automobile unless the act takes place while the vehicle is parked on the couple’s own property.

Willfully destroying your old radio is prohibited. (we like this law)

It is illegal for a man to scowl at his wife on Sunday.

It is illegal to let your pig run free in Detroit unless it has a ring in its nose.

Grand Haven

No person shall throw an abandoned hoop skirt into any street or on any sidewalk, under penalty of a five- dollar fine for each offense. (I wonder if this was enacted during Happy Days…kidding)

Harper Woods

It is illegal to paint sparrows to sell them as parakeets. (someone please find the back story for this – there has to be more to it)

Kalamazoo

It is against the law to serenade your girlfriend. (I’m betting this made law by Kalamazoo Mayor Carrie-Oke…no really, there’s got to be more to this story right?)

Rochester

Did you know all bathing suits must have been inspected by the head of police. (Wait…is it just me or does this sound like a Simpsons episode)