Move Over Cocaine Bear We Now Have Cocaine Sharks
Cocaine Sharks, can this be true?
Stories out of Brazil near Rio De Janeiro that the local Sharks are testing positive for cocaine. The stories are true and not a forthcoming B movie. Cocaine Sharks, The Movie
Marine biologists tested 13 Brazilian sharp nose sharks taken from the shores near Rio de Janeiro and found they tested for high levels of cocaine in their muscles and livers.
The concentrations were as much as 100 times higher than previously reported for other aquatic creatures.
The research, carried out by the Oswaldo Cruz Foundation, is the first to find the presence of cocaine in sharks.
How Are The Sharks Snorting Cocaine?
All are joking aside, Experts believe cocaine is making its way into the waters via illegal drug transporters and drug lords where the drug is manufactured.
Packs of cocaine lost or dumped by traffickers at sea could also be a source, though this is less likely, researchers say.
Scientists Need More Study On The Sharks
Further research is required to ascertain whether cocaine is changing the behavior of sharks. Like the effects of Donna Summer’s disco music on sharks. Loss of appetite, loss of sleep, and attending rave swimming parties.
According to a study entitled Cocaine Shark and published in the journal Science of the Total Environment, scientists dissected the bodies of 13 sharp-nosed sharks caught in fishermen’s nets off a beach in Rio de Janeiro. All 13 sharks tested positive for the drug.
Will Hollywood Jump The Shark On This Next Blockbuster Movie?
Sharknado is an American six-film made-for-television science fiction action comedy horror disaster film series released between 2013 and 2018.
Sharknado, Sharknado 2, the second one (that’s what it was called), Sharknado 3, Oh Hell No, Sharknado 4, The 4th Awakens, Sharknado 5: Global Swarming, The Last Sharknado: It’s About Time.
They have also had spin-off movies that were just as bad.
There have been four Jaws movies over the years, but nothing beats the original. In the Summer of 1975, not many went swimming after seeing this in the theaters.
The Tearm ” Jump The Shark”
The idiom “jumping the shark” or “jumping the shark” is a term used to argue that a creative work or entity has reached a point in which it has exhausted its core intent and is introducing new ideas that are discordant with or an extreme exaggeration of its original purpose.
The phrase refers to a scene in the long-running ‘70s sitcom Happy Days, in which its comically cool main character, Arthur Fonzarelli, literally jumps over a caged shark on water skis.