Craziest Family Brawl Ever – Guns, Knifes, Broom, Bug Spray and 1 chicken
I’m not sure if we use Benny Hill music or the theme from Cops for this one. The wildest family brawl I’ve seen happened recently in South Carolina and it involved a gun . . . a knife . . . a broom . . . a can of bug spray . . . and a piece of poorly-cooked chicken. I know, this sounds like a weird game of “Clue” – but just follow me.
Family Brawl – Over Chicken
According to reports, here’s how it started: 27-year-old Anthony Harper was cooking chicken when his 25-year-old sister Hope asked why he didn’t season it, so it could “crust up.”
He told her, “I know how to cook” and that, quote, “Grammy was going to season the chicken.” Their grandmother was in the other room. Okay, so far nothing is going on here – just two siblings discussing the role of properly seasoning your chicken.
But then the words started to fly – along with everything else. What did his sister say?
Hope called him a “dumb dog,” which prompted Anthony to shove her into the kitchen table and PUNCH her in the face (this escalated quickly – I’m going out on a limb here and guessing this isn’t the first time for these two). Then someone else in the home walked in and fired a handgun into the ceiling to break it up (because that always works in the movies). But it didn’t work. Shocking.
Hope grabbed a steak knife and started chasing Anthony through the house. She finally stopped when Grammy showed up and started swatting her with a broom (this reads like a really weird episode of “The Beverly Hillbillies”, right?). But it still wasn’t over.
Anthony grabbed a can of Raid and started spraying Hope in the FACE with it (I guess she bugged him. Get it? No. Really?) Then she snagged it from him, and sprayed him back.
Someone finally called the cops, and the two siblings both said they wanted to press charges. So both got arrested for their parts in the family brawl. They’re each facing charges for assault and battery. And if he had used SOME SALT none of this would’ve happened (I’ll see myself out).
