Sex In A Car Gone Wrong
Sex in a car leads to a river of love. Literally. Farmers Insurance, buckle up, because this story might just be your next Super Bowl ad.
Two lovebirds in Philly were getting cozy in the backseat of their lovely Range Rover, parked by the Schuylkill River. We’ve all been there, right? Windows fogged up, Bob Seger on the radio, bottle of Polo cologne in the glove box, the works. But things took a turn when someone’s foot – let’s just say it was a delicate ballet move gone wrong – nudged the gearshift (cue the Benny Hill music).
Sex In A Car – Put It In Park Please
Next thing you know, this Range Rover is doing the backstroke in nine feet of water, fifty feet from shore. Talk about a drive-thru gone wrong. Luckily, our romantically entwined couple managed to escape without a scratch, though I can’t confirm or deny the state of their wardrobe at the time. (rimshot)
Now, picture this: a dive crew, a tow truck, and a very soggy SUV. It’s like a romantic comedy, but with more scuba gear. And let’s be honest, who hasn’t accidentally sent their car for an impromptu swim?
So, Farmers, if you’re looking for a story that’s equal parts hilarious and unbelievable, you just found it. Call me, maybe? Here’s a couple of taglines: “Farmers Insurance: We cover even your most… passionate mishaps.” Or how about, “Love is a wild ride, but Farmers has got your backseat.”
Just remember, folks, always put the car in park. Or, if you’re feeling adventurous, at least roll up the windows.
