Poop Porch Pirate
This dude really leveled up a classic prank. Hopefully he doesn’t start setting these on fire . . .
Some guy in Louisville, Kentucky keeps pooping on the same person’s porch. (!!!) The local news is calling him the “Porch Pooper”. He’s done it twice so far, but he’s visited the house at least three times.
He walked up to their door last Sunday night, looked inside, and left. But then he came back the next night, and a security camera got it on video.
He trots up the front steps . . . pops a squat in front of their doormat . . . and unloads.
What happened next with the Poop Porch Pirate?
The homeowner walked outside the next morning and thought it was cat poop, then realized it wasn’t. They say he also peed on their welcome mat. Then the next night, he came back and did it AGAIN.
The guy who lives there says he tried to confront the pooper that time, but he was already gone. Last we heard, the Porch Pooper’s identity was still unknown.
It’s not clear if the defecation is malicious, or if the guy has issues. The homeowner says he’s glad he hasn’t tried to break in or anything, but he’d like the pooping to stop.
Suddenly the bat dog pooping on the baseball field isn’t that bad, is it?
