Hey, White Claw beverage makers. This is an open letter about an idea that could make you millions.
When it comes to quick, easy money-making ideas, I consider myself a modern-day Ralf Kramden. They don’t always work, but they sound incredible to me.
For Those Who Don’t Know What A White Claw Is?
White Claw beverage is made from a blend of seltzer water, a gluten-free malted alcohol base, and fruit flavor. The alcohol base (termed “beer base” in customs rulings) is composed of 51% sugar, smaller amounts of yeast and nutrients, water, and trace amounts of “malted gluten-free grains.” Some call it a Hard Seltzer.
Launched in 2016, the 100-calorie, two-carbohydrate, five percent ABV fizzy treat now accounts for over half of the hard seltzer market share. Analysts expect hard seltzer to become a $30 million market by 2025, with White Claw remaining the top seller.
Who Makes White Claw?
White Claw is produced by Mark Anthony Brands, a Mark Anthony Group of Companies division that includes Mark Anthony Brewery and Mark Anthony Wine and Spirits.
Although he is not named after the famed singer, this Mark Anthony should still ring a bell: It’s the same company that produces Mike’s Hard Lemonade, Cayman Jack, and MXD Cocktail Co.
What Is Screamin’ Scott’s Million Dollar Idea?
For those who love to celebrate the Holidays, Thanksgiving & Christmas, my idea would be seasonal and make the beverage only available at the end of the year months of November and December.
My Idea would be a Peppermint version of White Claw to focus on the upcoming Holidays and call it.
” SANTA CLAWS,”
I’ve had the idea for years and even phoned the company many times, only to be hung up. It was probably some young intern who thought it was a crank call. But I am dead serious about thinking it is a great idea.
Now, watch. Years from now, we will be walking down the beverage aisle at a local grocery store, and one day, it will be right on the shelf in a bright holiday package.
Thanksgiving Musical Menu To Get Ready For The Holiday
Is There A Specific Thanksgiving Playlist To Go By?
You know there’s Christmas music. There’s also Halloween music. Did you know there’s also Thanksgiving music? There are plenty of songs to add to your Turkey Day playlist from all genres of music and to save you the time and trouble of looking them up, I have taken the liberty of collecting them all right here for you. Some you will know and some we threw a curve ball at to have fun.
Thanksgiving Music Can Set The Mood For A Party
Thanksgiving Music For Your Playlist
That’s right! When you talk holiday music, you can talk about Thanksgiving, as well. Sure, the Thanksgiving songs aren’t as popular as Christmas music or even Halloween music, but there are a lot of examples! Some of the biggest and most well-known bands in the world have made music for Thanksgiving.
John Lennon and The Beatles have a Thanksgiving song. So does Charlie Brown and the Peanuts gang! Additionally, there’s Adam Sandler and more! Some of the Thanksgiving songs you might not even have realized were in fact about Thanksgiving! Others have it in the title, so it’s pretty clear.
Let’s Get Ready To Celebrate
Here in Detroit, we’re always ready for Thanksgiving. It’s one of the most anticipated days of the year. Not only do we get to stuff our faces, but we also get our annual Detroit Lions football game on Thanksgiving Day. It’s one of the greatest traditions in all of football. Our Detroit Lions playing on Thanksgiving Day has been an annual tradition since the 1930s. Crazy!
In addition to the football game, we also get America’s Thanksgiving Parade which is always a big deal. If you’ve never checked it out you’re definitely missing out! Make this year the year to go!
However you plan to celebrate Thanksgiving, make sure you remember these suggestions and most of all do not discuss politics with Uncle Bob. Here are some songs and Thanksgiving music for your playlist this year! Add these to your Thanksgiving playlist and let the whole family enjoy! Gobble gobble!
John Lennon and the Plastic ONO Band
“Cold Turkey,”is a song by John Lennon but credited to The Plastic ONO Band on the record. John submitted the song as a possible Beatles song for Abby Road but Paul McCartney rejected the idea so John released it later and gave himself full credit instead of a Lennon/McCartney release. Eric Clapton also plays on this recording and Ringo Starr on drums.
REO Speedwagon The Flying Turkey Trot
REO Speedwagon – “Flying Turkey Trot” From their breakthrough album, Live: You Get What You Play For which was released in 1977! Written by Guitar player the late Gary Richrath. A rocking instrumental that was a fan favorite in concert.
Arlo Guthrie's Alice's Restaurant
The title refers to a restaurant owned by one of Guthrie’s friends, artist Alice Brock. Although Brock is a minor character in the story, the restaurant plays no role in it aside from being the subject of the chorus for Guthrie’s visit.
This song is called Alice’s Restaurant, and it’s about Alice, and the Restaurant, but Alice’s Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant,
That’s just the name of the song, and that’s why I called the song Alice’s Restaurant.
What is the meaning behind Alice’s restaurant?
” A series of absurd events, so the Alice’s Restaurant Movement. It is against arresting someone for littering and in favor of ending wars.
The Peanuts Gang Trio presents Vince Guaraldi's "Thanksgiving Theme"
Vince Guaraldi Trio – “Thanksgiving Theme” The Guy who does all the music for the “Peanuts” TV shows! The man who made all the great music was a gentleman named, Vince Guaraldi, was a American Jazz pianist best known for all the music for Linus & Lucy, Snoopy and Charlie Brown shows.
Adam Sandler Thanksgiving Song
Adam Sandler and Kevin Nealon sing a comical ditty celebrating Thanksgiving, how much he loves to eat turkey and peppering in facts that happen to rhyme with what he’s talking about. Done live 1992 on Saturday Night Live.
Led Zeppelin Custard Pie
Custard Pie from Led Zeppelin was originated from a couple of America blues artists and songs. Blind Boy Fuller’s 1939 “I Want Some Of Your Pie” and Brown McGhee’s 1947 “Custard Pie Blues. Song was played live during the 1975 Live tour of America
The Cranberries - Zombie
The Cranberries were an Irish rock band formed in Limerick, Ireland. “Zombie” is a protest song about The Troubles in Northern Ireland. January 2018, O’Riordan the lead singer was found dead by drowning in a London hotel room. The Cranberries confirmed in September 2018 that they would not continue as a band; their final album, In the End, was released in April 2019 and they disbanded afterwards.
The Beatles Holiday Message
The song “Jingle Bells” is sung, followed by individual messages to the fans. John Lennon mocks the script by making it obvious he’s reading from a prepared text; when Paul McCartney asks him if he wrote this himself, he says, “No it’s somebody’s bad handwrouter.” recorded October 26th 1964.
Born in Mt Clemens, Screamin’ Scott has been a part of the Detroit airwaves for 30-plus years. With 40 years of experience in radio. When he’s not out on the streets for WCSX, you can find him devoting time to local charities with his, “Screamin Angels”; and for 16 years with Rock 4 Tots charity. And last 10 years with his local band, "Chit!." Screamin Scott likes to write about nostalgic Detroit area memories, classic rock, and local metro Detroit topics.
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