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Valentine’s Day just wrapped up, and if you’re single and brainstorming how to catch that special someone’s eyes, you’re in luck, as there are a ton of cheesy pick-up lines out there just for you.

Okay, I’m kind of joking, because cheesy pickup lines are never a good idea. But, some of these are so funny, they might just work. Read on for a list via Ponly.com and find the full list here.

20 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines (via Ponly.com – full list here):

  • Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

    Cute. Kind of odd, though.

  • You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

    Chocolate is always a good thing, but this pick-up line? No.

  • Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

    This one is SO overused! But still cute.

  • Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

    Another overused one!

  • Are you a cake, Because I want a piece of that.

    Um, no. Just, no.

  • If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

    Good if she likes geometry.

  • On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

    Um, no. This implies she’s not a “10,” which is an insult!

  • Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

    Bringing up dad with a girl you don’t know = creepy. That said, my dad was a boxer, so I find this one kind of cute.

  • Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?


  • Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

    Eh, no.

  • You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

    This could totally be taken the wrong way!

  • Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

    Another angel reference. Creative, but no.

  • I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?


  • I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

    I think this one is cute. But, that’s just me.

  • Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

    Ehhhhhh, no.

  • Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

    This one is a big NO. Haha.

  • I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

    Lol. Reminds me of one that was used on me once. No, it didn’t work.

  • If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

    Haha. But, no.

  • Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

    This one kind of implies the other person is pretty but not cute. Not a good look.

  • Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.


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