Valentine’s Day just wrapped up, and if you’re single and brainstorming how to catch that special someone’s eyes, you’re in luck, as there are a ton of cheesy pick-up lines out there just for you.

Okay, I’m kind of joking, because cheesy pickup lines are never a good idea. But, some of these are so funny, they might just work. Read on for a list via Ponly.com and find the full list here.

20 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines (via Ponly.com – full list here):

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?

  Cute. Kind of odd, though.

• You’re so sweet you must be made out of chocolate.

  Chocolate is always a good thing, but this pick-up line? No.

• Did you hurt yourself when you fell from Heaven?

  This one is SO overused! But still cute.

• Are you tired? Because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

  Another overused one!

• Are you a cake, Because I want a piece of that.

  Um, no. Just, no.

• If you were a triangle, you’d be acute one!

  Good if she likes geometry.

• On a scale of 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.

  Um, no. This implies she’s not a “10,” which is an insult!

• Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout!

  Bringing up dad with a girl you don’t know = creepy. That said, my dad was a boxer, so I find this one kind of cute.

• Would you grab my arm, so I can tell my friends I’ve been touched by an angel?

  Cheesy.

• Excuse me, do you have a band-aid? Cause I scraped my knee falling for you.

  Eh, no.

• You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?

  This could totally be taken the wrong way!

• Can I borrow your phone? I need to call God and tell him I’ve found his missing angel.

  Another angel reference. Creative, but no.

• I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

  A CLASSIC!

• I would say God bless you, but it looks like he already did.

  I think this one is cute. But, that’s just me.

• Are you a parking ticket? Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

  Ehhhhhh, no.

• Did I tell you I’m writing a book? It’s a phone book and it’s missing your number.

  This one is a big NO. Haha.

• I’m not stalking you, I’m doing research!

  Lol. Reminds me of one that was used on me once. No, it didn’t work.

• If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.

  Haha. But, no.

• Hey, you’re pretty and I’m cute. Together we’d be Pretty Cute.

  This one kind of implies the other person is pretty but not cute. Not a good look.

• Life without you would be like a broken pencil… pointless.

  Bahahaha!

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