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First impressions last, right? And you would want first time visitors to your home to know that you have a wicked sense of humor. One of the ways you could do that is by having a welcome mat that is bound to leave your guests in stitches. Say goodbye to the boring “Welcome” and say hello to clever mats that quip “Live, Laugh, Leave by 9” or “Dogs welcome (people tolerated)”. We have curated a list of cheeky welcome mats that are also the ultimate ice breakers.
Live, Laugh, Leave by 9
You probably had a guest (or two) who’d have overstayed their welcome and no matter how many subtle hints you’ve dropped, they still don’t get it. Presenting this brutally honest welcome mat that lets your guests know their welcome has an expiration date. Visitors who also have an early bedtime and appreciate “me-time” before the day ends would surely understand (and would hopefully leave at their own volition by 9 p.m.).
Hello, Is It Me You're Looking For?
Admit it, you sang the lyrics as soon as you saw this Lionel Richie inspired welcome mat (I know, I did). Made from 100% coconut fiber and a PVC rubber back to avoid any slipping accidents, this mat serves its intended purpose of cleaning the soles of your and your guests’ shoes. And if you’re going to buy this mat as a housewarming gift, make sure it’s not for a GenZ’er or the funny reference might be lost on them.
Cute Shoes
Ever since the Covid-19 pandemic, most households have seen the numerous benefits of not bringing in your outside shoes inside your home. This welcome mat serves as a reminder that even if we are past the pandemic, it’s still good sense to remove your shoes before entering one’s home. Not only will it be easier to vacuum and mop the floor, but it will also prevent bringing in bacteria, viruses and other harmful pathogens from the outside.
Dogs Welcome (People Tolerated)
Dog lovers, this mat is for you. Made from durable coco fiber, this mat doesn’t just trap dirt; it also sets the record straight about your favorite guests (preferably furry and with a cute snout). With its anti-slip PVC backing, you wouldn’t need to worry about even the most excited furry friends skidding away. This mat is the perfect choice for its practicality and personality.
Don’t Let The Cats Out, Or The Cops In
Of course, there’s also a welcome mat for those who prefer cats, and this mat describes accurately how cats would sometimes want to sneak out. The part about not letting the police in would surely make your friends laugh especially those who already know you and your humor. Unwanted visitors might be scared though about what you’re doing while home that might warrant a visit from the police (which isn’t necessarily a bad thing).
Friendly Reminder
This gem is not just a mat; it’s a PSA for all those house guests who love to drop by unannounced. Made for those with social anxiety (aka me), this polite yet firm mat will inform your guests to call or text or DM you before attempting a surprise drop-by and that you only welcome guests with prior appointments. Made of polyester and rubber, this mat also comes with an anti-slip backing and machine washable.
Sup, I’m Mat
This welcome mat with its classic “dad joke” will not make you cringe or roll your eyes. With just three little words, this cheeky mat does not need any fancy puns or thinker jokes, proving that sometimes less is more. Ideal for minimalists, this mat packs a punch without trying too hard.
