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I will freely admit that many times, I act like a child. I like to think of it more along the lines of staying young at heart rather than being immature. Gifts for adults… the grown-up kid in all of us, just happens to be my specialty. And trust me, you’ll love these.
My family has owned fake dog poop for decades. It was well worth the money. It is hard not to be when you pay two dollars. I did not put fake poop on this list… I did, however, put fake dog poop on my list of best April Fool’s Day pranks. You are in luck. The items I have picked for gifting are more sophisticated… mostly.
Some of my picks are for kids, but they are also great “tick the parents off” gifts. I know, I’m that jerk. I only say this because some of the games or toys take up a lot of space or encourage kids to go off-roading with their remote-controlled trucks. Listen, it’s gonna be fine.
Whether you are looking for generally bad idea games or toys that are not for 8 and under, scroll down and check out my favorite Prime Day Big Deal picks.
Don’t forget these deals are available to Prime Members Only. If you’re not already a Prime Member, now is the best time. Right now, you can sign up for FREE for 30 days so you can take advantage of these awesome deals. I mean, hey, if that isn’t a sign I’m not sure what is! Anyway, happy shopping!
WHAT DO YOU MEME? The Ultimate Expansion Pack Bundle - Adult Card Games for Game Night – 20% Off
15 years ago, when I first saw the word “MEME” I thought someone was typing “me me.” HA! The truth will set me free! This game is super fun! Matching pictures with the best captions at your disposal. The Ultimate Expansion pack comes with an NSFW pack… that’s naughty and nice.
MONOPOLY: Friends The TV Series Edition Board Game for Ages 8 and Up; Game for Friends Fans – 30% Off
Are you friends with Friends? This show had so many great moments and most of them are captured on this Monopoly board… which is ironic considering that a lot of people make enemies not friends while playing Monopoly. Go directly to Smelly Cat. JK, you’re still going to jail.
Nerf Modulus Tri-Strike – 32% Off
You’re an adult. You need an adult Nerf launcher. SERIOUSLY! This baby lets you pop off three different types of Nerf darts. The next time your kids (or siblings’ kids) are playing with their Nerf toys, show them who brought the boom stick to the party.
Yellowstone – The Cooperative Board Game for Adults – 30% Off
This game encourages collaborative play, which I love. Yellowstone has a ton of fans. Bring the two worlds together on your next game night and protect the land!
LAEGENDARY Remote Control Car – 20% Off
Dude. Monster truck rally meets remote control truck. It’s an off-road 4x4 and it is waterproof! You’ll buy the seat, but you’ll only need the edge with this monster truck.
Drinkopoly Party-Game – 37% Off
As you can imagine, this game is a 21-and-over game. The tasks get more difficult the longer you play, so pace yourself. Good for up to 6 people.
Two Way Radios for Adults – 48% Off
These are NOT those toy walkie-talkies you had as a kid. These work up to 16 miles away! They’re great for camping, cruises, and your best friend who lives in the same zip code as you. 22 channels and a ton of colors to choose from.
GoSports Slammo Game Set – 15% Off
Is this a traveling trampoline? No, this is a 2 on 2 volleyball style game where you can spike the ball into the net! Perfect for lawns and beaches, it also comes with a carrying case.
LEGO Star Wars AT-AT Walker 40th Anniversary Collectible Figure Set – 30% Off
Oh, dear God, that’s a lot of gray Legos… well, I’m sure whomever you buy this for can do it. This Lego set is DEFINITELY for the adult kid in all of us. It’s even more fun to buy it as a gift and give that special person the joy of figuring out all those gray Legos.
Funko Pop! Advent Calendar: Star Wars – 60% Off
THIS! Choose from one of four holiday-themed Star Wars characters (dibs on Candy Cane Darth Vadar) for an Advent calendar from a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away.
GoSports 2 Foot Width Giant 4 in A Row Game with Carrying Case –30% Off
THIS! I have been looking for a giant Connect Four-style game and here it is and it’s on sale! I’m telling you now, this game draws people in like no other. I’ve been on the streets with the radio for a long time. This is the game that people will come up and play without fail. I highly recommend it if you’re looking for family games or BBQ games.
Arcade1Up Pac-Man HDMI Game Console with Wireless Controller – 41% Off
Pac-Man is the OG of video gaming. Stay in touch with your roots! This controller is wireless and works with any HD TV. Gobble up some fruit, ghosts, and an iconic piece of the ‘80s!
Arcade1Up NBA JAM 2 Player Countercade – 34% Off
NBA JAM 2 is a baller. This game is a tabletop version with an 8-inch full-color screen! Time to get your name up on high scores… repeatedly! Check out the graphics… they are no joke. This game is lux.
Dueling Double Light Saber –46% Off
Can we talk? There are some gifts we say are for the kids, but they are also for us. I have shopped lightsabers multiple times (because I am an adult child and lightsabers are AWESOME) and this is a great deal. One lightsaber is great, but TWO lightsabers, and far more fun for the grown-up kid in all of us. May the Prime Force be with you.
250 FT Zipline Kit With Stainless Steel Spring Brake & Seat – 20% Off
Okay, this is amazing! This 250-foot zipline can hold up to 250 pounds. Yes, you can bet that I will be doing that in my backyard.
Unsolved Case Files: Cold Case Murder Mystery Game – 20% Off
Remember when we all played Clue? Well if you’re a true crime fan then welcome to the grown-up version of Clue!
Tansar Gel Balls Blaster Automatic, Splatter – 17% Off
Can you just imagine how exciting it would be to open these during the holidays and start a war? Seriously that sounds like a blast, full pun intended!
Rechargeable Laser Tag 360° Sensors + LCDs - Set of 4 – 40% Off
Can you believe this? Own your own laser tag set and let the games begin at home! This set of four is really nice and so is the sale price! Get in my cart!
SMORES Tabletop Indoor S'mores Maker – 25% Off
This is way easier than dealing with a fondue set… although I do love fondue. This s’mores maker lets you make s’mores anytime and anywhere! I love this for the kid in me and the adult. This would also be the best for an indoor camping night or slumber party for the kids.
VEVOR Direct Drive Rock Tumbler Kit – 10% Off
Hear me out. Have you ever seen those videos of people using a power washer? Something about is so soothing, but I have no idea why. I feel the same way about this rock–polishing apparatus. It is low noise and it comes with 10 gemstones. You polish your own stones… that’s pretty cool. Especially if you live near water or some other place where stones are plentiful.
Portable Wireless Bluetooth Karaoke Microphone – 21% Off
Welcome to the evolution of Karaoke. Now you can butcher your favorite songs with this wireless microphone! Sorry, you may have a great singing voice. I do not. The thought of being able to walk about my home while busting out the worst version ever of “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” sounds, well, fun.
Mr. Predicto Fortune Telling Ball
Did you ever use a magic 8–ball? This is a big step up. Mr. Predicto actually speaks your answers. This looks like a ton of fun for the kids and the grown-up kids. I like the idea of taking Mr. Predicto to work with me and sharing his visions with my co-workers. He’s gotta be a hit at Halloween parties too.
Spinballs Glow.0 LED Poi Balls
There was a guy on America’s Got Talent that used a version of these babies. I do not consider these balls as kids’ toys because I would think getting whacked with these is a possibility, but as a grown-up kid, heck yeah, bring it on! These balls would go over well at an outdoor party, but I’d practice at home first.
78 Tarot Cards with Guide Book
I bought a Tarot book and cards years ago. I had to put it away because I felt it was too accurate. The guidebook is the number one thing you need, besides the actual cards. This set also has some nice touches and upgrades to give your tarot card reading that professional touch. Show up with this and you are the hit of the Halloween party for sure.
Bubble Machine
You would think a bubble machine is for kids, but you would be wrong. This is a bubble machine on steroids, and it is for ALL AGES. Just kidding, it’s gotta be age 2 or 4 and up, IDK for sure. What I do know is that I want this, and it has a great sale price. I love the idea of being the one to make it rain bubbles! I suppose that kids might like this too. It is the greatest bubble machine I have seen yet.
Big Potato Chicken vs Hotdog: The Ultimate Challenge Party Game
I included this game because… phallic symbols are funny. It’s kinda like that water bottle challenge that kept the kids busy and the adults annoyed for way too long, but instead of water bottles, you throw about these two phallic items. I am DYING just looking at this game. Just the idea of whipping these two out at a party has me ROFL.
Creative Arcades Full-Size Commercial Grade Wine Barrel Style Pub Arcade Machine
This purchase requires an adult wallet. This is an item that an allowance is probably not going to cover, but it is 100% the stuff that grown-up children dream of. It has built–in speakers on the side of the barrel. It’s a mack-daddy mancave pub-style table and chairs. It has 60 games preloaded… OR you can get it with 412 games preloaded. I do not know all the games on it, but the video shows them playing Ms. Pacman, so there are some good games on this.
LED Beanie Hat with Lights
I love this hat. It is super handy and perfect for the grown-up kid. Dual purpose: it keeps you warm and it’s a hand-free flashlight. It’s great for night walks too.
