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Van Halen Meets Motown Mashup

Imagine combining Van Halen with The Miracles. Motown meets Diamon Dave. Eddie Van Miracle…I can keep going. Check out this amazing mashup by the one and only Bill McClintock: The…

Eddie Van Halen playing the guitar on stage. Used (among others) for an article about Van Halen "Hot for Teacher" and classic rock covers

Eddie Van Halen’s legendary Frankenstein guitar (photo by Tom Weschler)

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Imagine combining Van Halen with The Miracles. Motown meets Diamon Dave. Eddie Van Miracle...I can keep going. Check out this amazing mashup by the one and only Bill McClintock:

The Magic of The Rock and Roll Mashup

So you've heard what happens with combining Van Halen with The Miracles. But over the years we've had some amazing mashups and content creators. But NO ONE has done it like Bill McClintock. For example:

Paul Stanley meets J Geils

Or Earth, Kiss and Fire

Or my personal favorite with Metallica and Huey Lewis

And one other with Metallica and Leo Sayer.

The First Musical Mashup?

I started thinking about musical mashups and where they started. A lot of us remember the combination of Celine Dion's "My Heart Will Go On" with actual dialogue from "Titanic". Then there was Springsteen doing "Secret Garden" with scenes from "Jerry Maguire".

But I can go even further back. There was this silly song on the radio in the 1970s called "Mr Jaws" - and all it was a GIANT mashup. Right?

How many TV/movie clips in one song...let's go to the lyrics:

We are here on the beachWhere a giant shark has just eaten a girl swimmerWell, Mr. Jaws, how was it?(Dyn-o-mite)And what did she say when you grabbed her?(Please, mister, please)
I know sharks are stupidBut what did you think when you took that first bite?(How sweet it is)
Mr. Jaws, before you swim out to seaHave you anything else to say?(Why can't we be friends? Why can't we be friends?)
With me now is the local sheriffSheriff Brody, the shark will be back for lunchWhat do you intend to do?(Do a little dance, make a little love, get down tonight)
Just arriving is oceanographer Matt HooperSir, if someone is attacked by a sharkWhat should they do?(Do the hustle)
We are going aboard the fishing boat of Captain QuintCaptain, will you be able to catch this giant shark?(I will, I will, I will)Thank you, captain, captain(I will, I will, I will)
Captain, captainWhen you catch one of these sharksWhat do you feel like?(Like a rhinestone cowboy)
We've just sighted the shark againHe's coming straight for usCaptain Quint is shouting something at him(Get you, baby, one of these nights)
Hey, Jaws, the captain says he's going to catch youWhat do you think of that?(Jive talking)
Uh-oh, here he comes againThey've hit himMr. Jaws, why doesn't anything seem to hurt you?(Big boys don't cry, big boys don't cry)
He's coming right onto the boatMr. Jaws, why are you grabbing my hand?(Wouldn't you give your hand to a friend?)

Classic Rock Songs That Started as Jokes

Inspiration for songs comes from SO MANY places. Songs that started as jokes are some of my favorite stories.  KISS has a couple, plus  GNR, BTO, Elton John, and Stealers Wheel. If you don't know the story behind "Stuck in the Middle With You," please read on.  That happy-go-lucky ditty has an extremely sarcastic side.

If you're looking for jokes not related to classic rock, Big Jim and Ryan lead the world in DAD JOKES.

If you know of a song and a story that fits this topic please let me know!  I'd love to expand the list! Donielle.flynn@bbgi.com

Classic Rock Songs That Started as Jokes

Christine Sixteen - Kiss

Gene Simmons wrote and sang "Christine Sixteen." Gene was ripping on Paul Stanley for writing songs about girls and love.  He said, "All you ever do is write girl songs like 'Christine Sixteen."  Gene thought about his made-up title and decided it was actually a great name for a song. The rest is KISStory.

"Sweet Child 'O Mine" - Guns N Roses

This song's signature lick started as an exercise. Slash doing a string-skipping exercise while he and Steven Adler warmed up. Axl heard what Slash was playing and wrote lyrics to the riff. Originally, the song has three verses, but the producer decided to cut it to two and added a final breakdown. Axl had not prepared for this. He sang, "Where do we go now?" because he didn't know where they were going next with the song.  The producer said, "Just sing that."

"You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" - Bachman-Turner Overdrive

Randy Bachman never considered "You Ain't Seen Nothing Yet" a song that would be anything really.  Many of the lyrics he improvised because he used the song as a warm-up.  Bachman originally recorded the stutter version of the song as a private joke for his brother, Gary, who had a stutter.  The song was never meant to be heard outside the group.  When it came time to release their album, the record company wasn't overly impressed with any of the songs Randy played them.  Randy decided to play them the private recording and they loved it.  Randy agreed to put it on the album if he could record it WITHOUT the stutter, but the record company insisted on the original.  The song went on to become the first and only number one on the Hot 100 for BTO.

"The Bitch Is Back" - Elton John

This story is AMAZINGLY FUN.  Elton was on a roll complaining  about everyone and everything one day, when Bernie Taupin's wife, Maxine, saw him and said "Uh-Oh, the bitch is back." Bernie thought this was a fantastic song title and wrote the song about Elton.  Elton wrote the music.  Elton was an extremely good sport about it and has referred to "The Bitch is Back" as, "kind of my theme song."  Some radio stations tried to edit the song, but since "bitch" is in the song 42 times, the edit sounded ridiculous.

"Stuck in the Middle With You" - Stealers Wheer

This song is one of the biggest disses ever written.  Gerry Rafferty wrote it to mock Bob Dylan.  I straight up think Dylan is an amazing lyricist, but the business Rafferty gives him is impressive.  The lyrics about clowns and jokers refer to Dylan's tendency toward paranoid song lyrics.  Even the vocals are meant to mimic Dylan's voice (many times this song has been mistaken for a Dylan song). Gerry Rafferty mocked one of the most legendary singer-songwriters and got a number one hit out of it. #powned

"Beth" - KISS

"Beth" or "Beck" as it was originally written, is a song that predates Peter Criss joining KISS.  Peter was in the band, Chelsea, at the time with Stan Penridge.  The song is about another band member's wife, Becky.  She would constantly call and interrupt band practice.  After Peter Criss joined KISS he and Penridge revived the song.  With the help of their producer, Bob Ezrin, "Beck" became "Beth," and the original lyrics, "I know you love complaining, but Beck what can I do?" were changed to "I think I hear them callin', Oh, Beth what can I do?"  According to Penridge, many of the lyrics were direct responses from fellow bandmate, Mike Brand, when answering calls from his wife.

Jim O'Brien is the Host of "Big Jim's House" Morning Show at 94.7 WCSX in Detroit. Jim spent eight years in the U.S. Naval Submarine Service, has appeared on Shark Tank (Man Medals Season 5 Ep. 2), raised over two million dollars for local charities and is responsible for Glenn Frey Drive and Bob Seger Blvd in the Motor City. Jim's relationship with Classic Rock includes considering Bob Seger, Phil Collen from Def Leppard, Wally Palmer of the Romantics and many others good friends. Jim writes about ‘80s movies, cars, weird food trends and “as seen on TikTok” content.