The Strange Serial Dearborn Pooper Strikes Again
The Dearborn Pooper Strikes Again!
The City of Dearborn has a Pooper Problem. So bad that they are calling him or her a Serial pooper at a local cemetery. The Serial Dearborn Popper has stuck again, and the term is still loose. And the incidents of the mad Pooper seem to be piling up. Dearborn Police have nothing to go on.
When Was The Mad Pooper First Reported?
Local Cemetery (Photo by John Moore/Getty Images)
The first incident was reported on Feb. 25; Dearborn Police say the allegedly accused individual is pooping on various headstones at Northview Cemetery in the city. The Police Department has been called to the Northview Cemetery seven times… That’s seven poops in just two months.
The Mad Pooper Has Even Caught The Attention Of Local Investigator Reporter M.L Elick
M.L. Elick is an investigative reporter, podcaster, former beer vendor, and amateur hockey player. He took to his X-Twitter account to sound off on this strange story.
Dearborn Police are looking for a mad bomber who lets their duece loose in a local cemetery whose denizens include George Peppard, who loved it when a plan came together, but is presumably less thrilled when someone leaves something, er, behind...https://t.co/GGwz6xT5xX
— m.l. elrick (@elrick) April 24, 2024
The Northview Cemetery Is Home To A Famous Actor You May Remember
The gravesite of actor George Peppard, who starred with Audrey Hepburn in “Breakfast at Tiffany’s.” He is buried at the Northview Cemetery. So far, reports that the mad pooper has not targeted George Peppard’s Headstone so far.
Dearborn Police So Far Have Nothing To Go On ( The Case That Is).
The Dearborn Police Department has no credible leads on the suspected perpetrator. The pooper is said to wear dark clothing and a hoodie, and leaves a big mess behind, including used toilet paper — and always does his or her business at night in total darkness. There hasn’t been this much interest in the news since the Macomb County Pool Pooper of 2019. Read that mess of a story by clicking here
Would DNA Crack This Case, So To Speak?
While DNA tests have not been run on the poop, Dearborn police are working to identify the suspect, the report said. With the caseload, I believe the DNA sample is not a high priority for the Dearborn Police Department. But never say never, as sometimes the police get tired of putting up with people’s #%$#.
