Eddie Van Halen The VH Album He Hated Making
Van Halen 45 of Pretty Woman
12 studio albums, two “live,” albums, and two greatest hits albums, it’s hard to believe that Eddie Van Halen would hate any of his efforts. Finding out years later in interviews and first accounts over the years is pretty crazy. It was the process of making one of the Van Halen albums that made Eddie Van Halen not so happy.
Back B Side of Van Halen Single
Diver Downer
Eddie had a problem with Van Halen’s “Diver Down” album. The album had success with covers by the Kinks and Martha Reeves. The only highlight was on a cover song, “Big Bad Bill (is Sweet William Now).” That features Eddie and his brother’s father on clarinet. Eddie had the feeling he was losing control of the band’s sound. Coming off the band’s “Fair Warning” album, which was much a Halen’s streak of albums with David Lee Roth and as close to perfect as you can get for the very beginnings of what would become hair metal heavier in the song track listings.
Released in 1982, “Diver Down” peaked at #3 on the album charts. It sold 4 million copies. Out of the 12 songs, five of them were cover songs, making Eddie not very happy. Maybe the album cover was a metaphor for something going wrong with the band. Maybe it was the David Lee Roth show and the guys in the suits at the record company. In my opinion, this is a case of checkers selling more than chess because “Diver Down” isn’t half as good as “Fair Warning.”
David Lee Roth described it to an interviewer as,” It’s not heavy metal, and it’s not the Temptations, but it’s something in-between.”
45′ Record from Diver Down
Eddie On Diver Down
After the Van Halen Fair Warning tour, the band was supposed to take a break to recharge their batteries. David Lee Roth seems to not want to stop the VH train. David had the idea of putting out a single to start the new year off on a good foot. Eddie suggested Pretty Woman the Roy Orbison song first before Dancing in the Streets which DLR suggested. They went to a Studio in L.A. They recorded it and after the New Year, the song started climbing the charts. Then the record label allegedly pleaded with the band to get back and record a full album. That meant for Eddie break time was over.
The Diver Down Tour 1982
In August of 1982 the Van Halen Diver Down Tour Kicked off in Georgia. Named by the band as “The Hide Your Sheep Tour.” sold out all 80 of its US concerts during an industry-wide slump in concert ticket sales. It was the largest production ever taken on the road at that time, with 1.4 million watts of light, 10,000 watts of sound, and 170 tons of equipment. Van Halen had 3 sold-out Halen’s shows at Cobo Hall in Detroit. Check out the full tour list here.
Why I Miss Eddie Van Halen More Than Certain Dead Relatives of Mine
Like everyone else in the world, I’ve experienced my share of loss. Also, like everyone else in the world, I’ve experienced my share of what I’ll refer to as “complicated loss.” For the purposes of this article, “complicated loss” is that murky situation when a relative or other prominent figure in your life dies, but your relationship/feelings about said figure aren’t very “sunshine and lollipops.”
It’s the type of situation that reminds me of one of my favorite one-liners from comedian John Mulaney.
Years before he became one of the biggest draws in the world of stand-up, Mulaney landed his first comedy special: 2009’s The Top Part. In that special, he explores his love of Law & Order, his favorite TV show. As he’s funnily touching on all of the show’s various quirks and tropes, he makes his way to how much he enjoys the character Detective Lennie Briscoe played by the late Jerry Orbach. He then hits the audience with this blunt, yet hilarious, line:
“And I miss Jerry Orbach more than certain dead relatives of mine.”
It’s a line that always makes me laugh without fail, even though I know it’s coming. It’s also a line that is seemingly top of mind for me whenever a notable death occurs in pop culture. Sadly, when part of your living comes from covering news in the world of classic rock, you have to deal with death and loss far more than you’d really like. Alas, much like Hyman Roth in The Godfather: Part II, this is the business I’ve chosen. As a result, I have developed the morbid coping mechanism when having to deal with covering a notable death by seeing whether or not I actually miss the dead celebrity more than certain dead relatives of mine.
I’ve covered the rock music world for a decade now. Many deaths have hit me very hard, but the one that hit me harder than most was Eddie Van Halen. For me, his death was the perfect storm of being a massive fan, having it happen while still in the thick of the coronavirus pandemic and also still mourning the loss of my own brother who died six months prior. Add in the fact his innovative force truly changed rock and roll, it makes sense (in my mind, at least) why I would miss Eddie Van Halen more than certain dead relatives of mine.
If you aren’t sold yet by my reasoning, here are some other reasons to support my possibly bonkers headline.
Born in Mt Clemens, Screamin’ Scott has been a part of the Detroit airwaves for 30-plus years. With 40 years of experience in radio. When he’s not out on the streets for WCSX, you can find him devoting time to local charities with his, “Screamin Angels”; and for 16 years with Rock 4 Tots charity. And last 10 years with his local band, "Chit!." Screamin Scott likes to write about nostalgic Detroit area memories, classic rock, and local metro Detroit topics.