There’s a Spider In Your Ear
There’s a spider in your ear. That’s just something NO ONE wants to hear, right? Well it happened:
A Missouri woman has gone viral with a before-and-after video of herself at a medical office. In the first part she just found out that there’s something curled up inside her ear, and she’s waiting for the nurses to flush it out.
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In the second part she’s in tears saying that it was a live spider, and she was so grossed out that she threw up. It crawled into her ear while she was sleeping.
@desiraekelly Replying to @joleesays #greenscreen if I thought anyone wanted to see the spider, maybe i would have but I honestly wanted out if there so bad.
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So do you have a fear of spiders? I probably would if I heard “there’s a spider in your ear” at the doctors office. Anyway – we found this list:
A new survey on America’s top PHOBIAS found the top two are a fear of heights, and a fear of OTHER PEOPLE. “Social phobia” ranked second. It’s another term for social anxiety.
They polled people in all 50 states. Here are the top phobias overall . . .
1. Acrophobia (akro-phobia) . . . the fear of heights. It’s #1 in 20 different states.
2. Social phobia . . . the fear of social situations.
3. Arachnophobia . . . the fear of spiders.
4. Thanatophobia (than-uh-tuh-phobia) . . . the fear of death.
5. Trypanophobia (trip-an-uh-phobia) . . . the fear of needles.
6. Ophidiophobia (oh-fiddy-uh-phobia) . . . the fear of snakes.
7. Atychiphobia (uh-tick-uh-phobia) . . . an intense fear of failure.
8. Agoraphobia (uh-gore-uh-phobia) . . . the fear of open spaces. (It’s #1 in New Mexico . . . and in America’s smallest state, Rhode Island.)
9. Glossophobia (gloss-uh-phobia) . . . the fear of public speaking.
10. Trypophobia (trip-uh-phobia) . . . having “feelings of disgust or fear when you see patterns with lots of holes.” (???) Like in honeycombs or sponges. It’s supposedly the top fear in Hawaii and Idaho.
Claustrophobia . . . or the fear of tight spaces . . . only ranked first in one state, Mississippi.
And here’s a list of phobias that aren’t real – but should be:
Kelce-phobia: The fear your teammates on the Chiefs will mock your friendship bracelet.
Crap-o-phobia: The fear of going number two in a public restroom.
Snickerphobia: The fear of being trapped in a parking lot by a kid selling candy bars.
Britneyphobia: The fear of witnessing something horrific if you keep following Britney on Instagram.
Bone-a-phobia: The fear your neighbor will keep that giant tacky Halloween skeleton up in their front yard all year long.
Crunch-a-phobia: The fear of biting into gravel in your Trader Joe’s product.
Post-a-phobia: The fear something you posted back when you were young, drunk, and stupid will come back to haunt you.
Fogeyphobia: The fear that the fate of our nation is in the hands of two crazy old men.