Most Relaxed Criminal Ever
Steal some beer and drink some beer while to cops come.
Some beer thieves are jerks, but some can be totally chill . . . AFTER being cornered, at least. (???)
A man in Oklahoma named Jose Silverio wanted a beer early Sunday morning, but he didn’t want to pay for it.
So he went into a convenience store . . . used a PIPE to smash the doors of two coolers . . . stole beer . . . and drove off in a Land Rover. The employees called the cops, but he got away.
A few hours later, Jose crashed his Land Rover through the front of a grocery store. It’s unclear if the accident was intentional . . . or if he was drunk . . . but either way, he realized he realized he was done. Steal some beer and drink some beer while to cops come.
So, he cracked open a beer and chatted with a few of the witnesses, while the police were on their way. When they got there, they arrested Jose for felony vandalism and larceny, along with other pending charges.
If he tried this in Michigan – I have an idea what city he’d hit first
(KTUL)
Okay, since we’re talking about beer (follow me here) – did you know you can wash your hair with beer?
There’s an article making the rounds that claims you should be washing your hair with BEER. (???)
The claim is the malt, hops, and iron in it can make your hair softer, shinier, and healthier overall. But does it really work?
The site Healthline.com says there’s no scientific evidence to back it up. But a writer for Thrillist actually tried it and said it DID make a difference.
Some experts say it might end up damaging your hair instead, because the alcohol could strip away your natural oils. For that reason, some people say non-alcoholic beer works best.
If you do want to try it, here’s what people suggest . . .
1. Open a beer and let it go flat. You don’t want the carbon dioxide in the bubbles. It creates hard water, which isn’t good for your hair.
2. Wash and condition your hair like normal. The beer is just an extra step.
3. Massage it into your scalp, and leave it in for a few minutes. No one agrees on how long. Anywhere from 3 to 15 minutes. Then rinse it out.
One stylist had a different approach. They said just fill a spray bottle with flat beer, spritz your hair with it, and DON’T wash it out. They claim it’s better as a leave-in conditioner. The downside is you’ll smell like a frat party.
(Fox News / Healthline)
