Ohio Man With Hamsters In His Pants – Shocking Video
Matthew Pancake had hamsters in his pants. And now we have video of the crime. But first, let’s discuss what the heck went on in Columbus, Ohio…shall we?
Hamsters In His Pants – what happened?
This young man had quite the night in Columbus, Ohio last week. Here’s your outline: Matthew Pancake (real name) broke into a Famous Footwear store . . . and a restaurant called Roosters, where he was seen on camera wearing leopard-print pajamas. Then he kept the animal-theme going by breaking into a pet store called Petland (this is where it gets weirder…video to follow). So Matthew breaks into the store and starts letting animals – we’re assuming this is intentional, right?
Police finally tracked down Matthew in a Big Lots parking lot, and when they arrested him, they discovered he had FOUR HAMSTERS in his pants. Don’t believe us? Here’s the video:
He’s charged with breaking and entering and vandalism. Is that a cheetah onesie that he’s wearing? And the moment they discover the hamsters in his pants is just too funny (kind of looks like a really bad magician trick, right?)
As for the animals, the police recovered two dogs, multiple birds, yet another hamster, and at least two bunnies. Authorities say they’re still looking for more bunnies, birds, and a ferret.
Now admittedly, we have some weird crime in the great state of Michigan – but I don’t think we’ve ever had something like this…have we?
Not Hamsters – But Raging Neighbors in the U.P.
It’s the Upper Peninsula of Michigan. Home to Yoopers and their happy go lucky mindset. Always greeting you with a smile…unless you’re neighbors sharing a driveway. Time to yell “what the hell is going on in Michigan”…let’s go:
According to a release from MSP, at approximately 12 p.m. on March 23, troopers were dispatched to a shared driveway area on the Stonington Peninsula after reports of a neighbor dispute involving a gun. When they get there the troopers learned two neighbors sharing the same driveway had an argument over road maintenance issues. The suspect, a 79-yr-old male, produced a baseball bat and revolver. He eventually fired multiple rounds at the alleged victim, a 67-yr-old male, however, none of the rounds struck the victim (thank god).
The victim used a small tractor to defend himself and eventually pinned the suspect to the ground until troopers arrived. The suspect was injured in all this (pinning someone down with a tractor will do that) – but he’ll be fine.
