Explaining Why St. Patrick Drove The Snakes
This is a history lesson (kind of) from our friend Heywood Banks (the pride of Western Michigan University) as we celebrate St. Patrick’s Day. Here, he is explaining why St. Patrick drove the snakes in his own “unique” way.
Here’s the song
You’re welcome…lol. Now you’ve got this club in your bag explaining why St Patrick drove the snakes (ohhh, that song is stuck in my head now).
Where to party this weekend
Now, if we could suggest one place to party this Sunday, that would be with our buddy Screamin’ Scott Randall at Hamlin Pub in Richmond on Sunday (St. Patrick’s Day) .
How to get out of work on Monday
So what do you do if there is a wee bit too much partying on Sunday and you need to take Monday off? How do you get out of work? You could try the “can’t talk, text you, and don’t want to bring this into the office” move. But we’ve got four easy tips that will make it go a lot easier:
1. Keep it brief. Less is more here. Tell your boss as little as possible without sounding evasive. Giving a bunch of details isn’t necessary, and the more specifics you add, the more suspicion it can cause.
2. Acknowledge bad timing. Your boss knows it’s a Monday, the day after St. Patrick’s Day – so not mentioning it would be suspicious. And unless you spent all week bragging about how wasted you’re going to get this weekend, you should be fine.
3. Only tell people who need to know. Follow your company’s policy, but generally, you should only need to tell your boss and any coworkers who might be affected by your absence.
4. Offer to do makeup work. You might get stuck doing it, or you might not, but it’ll make you look better in the end.