The Screamin Roast

When I think of a hilarious roast, I think of the old Dean Martin classic roasts from the past. The Dean Martin Celebrity Roast was a TV show hosted by entertainer Dean Martin back in the mid-1970s to the mid-1980s. Martin and his friends would “roast” a celebrity. The roasts were patterned after the roasts held at the New York Friars’ Club.



Arthur P. and Screamin

What Makes a Hilarious Roast?

Every roast begins with an introduction by a roast host, with jokes about the person in question. That person introduces each roaster comic, who takes turns adding insults or jokes about the honoree. This particular roast is a bit different for me since I’m the one being roasted!

I have been a part of a few roasts in my years… Most recently Vinny Dombrowski, my good friend and the lead singer of the band Sponge. This is my first time taking one for the team.  It’s not like I can’t laugh at myself. Here are some examples:

man in cowboy hat and sunglasses talking on a microphone

Screamin’ Scott broadcasting live while wearing his tribute to Bret Michaels.

Rubber Duck

Screamin’s Green Rubber duck

Please join me on September 24, 2023,  Sunday at Freddy’s bar and grill. My roast has a lineup of some of the area’s best local comics that will bust me up on stage throughout the afternoon. Comics like Ref Ledbetter, Tonya Murray, Penny Candy, Justin Stanek, Ben Cheek, and special guest roasters. Friends can, for a donation, go on stage and roast me over the coals. Donations all go to 4 Paws and 1 Heart funding medical treatment for stray, abandoned, and abused animals. I don’t know how all these folks will find dirt on me since I’m such a nice guy. LOL

Great Roast Entertainment for Local Bands

The roast will also include some great local Detroit music, including “Local Joe”, “86 Noodles”, “Mob Opera”, “Set-N-Stone”, and a surprise band scheduled to play. The fun starts at noon on Sunday and goes on till 8 pm. I have never been roasted before so you are in store for a lot of surprises the whole day long… and so am I. It’s great to see all my friends come out for laughs and to help an area charity.

The Roast of Screamin

The Screamin Scott Roast

Redditors Roast Worst Baby Names They've Ever Encountered

Selecting a baby name can be tough, especially with thousands of options available. Some parents stress over the lasting influence of their child’s name, wanting to ensure a prosperous future. Trends in naming kids mirror shifting cultural norms and evolving ambitions for children.

Getting baby names right has taken on a new level of importance for expecting parents. In fact, TikTok has become a platform where creators gather substantial followings by discussing baby name trends and highlighting names to avoid due to their trendiness. They openly share names they considered but didn’t use, along with names they’d rather not encounter again. TikTok’s baby name inspiration videos now focus on various themes, including “old money” names such as Caroline, Elizabeth, and Charlotte, “main character” names like Blaze, Arrow, and Falcon, and “aesthetic” names like Rowan, Wren, and Atlas.

Celebrities are accustomed to unconventional names. Elon Musk, Tesla’s CEO, and musician Grimes named their first child X Æ A-12, often called “X.” Their second child is Exa Dark Sideræl. They also affectionately refer to their daughter as Sailor Mars, inspired by the “Sailor Moon” manga series.

“The Most Unusual Name I’ve Encountered in Real Life”

Occasionally, parents opt to invent a name, a decision that carries some level of uncertainty. While they might create something distinctive and appealing, there’s also a chance of the child being given a name perceived as peculiar by others. This situation arose for a baby, drawing significant attention on Reddit. The name of the child came to light through a thread titled, “The Most Unusual Name I’ve Encountered in Real Life.”

It reads, “So my mother just told me the name of her ex’s child and my GOD is it a doozy. He and his wife named their daughter: Audtom. Because his name is Tom and her name is Audrey. I could not f—ing believe my ears.”

The worst baby names

Commenters had strong opinions, with many criticizing the name choice. Others suggested more seamless ways to combine the parents’ names, including one person who wrote, “Assuming this is pronounced ‘Autumn’ and not ‘Odd-Tom,’ would it have killed them to just spell it Autom?”

Another person suggested, “Not me thinking ‘Tomrey’ would be better,” and another joked, “They missed an opportunity: ‘Tawdry.’”

Redditors even came up with baby names that they considered to be the worst. Take a look at some of these names below.

  • Gridget

    “When I was a kid I stayed at a bed & breakfast with family photos on the walls,” one user wrote. “There was a sister named Gridget. I actually think about this a lot.” It’s kind of like a spin on the name Bridget. This Redditor seems really stuck on the name they found.

    Stressed new mother feeling the pressure of motherhood

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  • Shanniel

    This unique name caught this person off guard. They even tried to figure it out by mixing it with other names. “I once saw a baby announcement where the mom was named Shannon, the dad was Daniel, and they named the baby Shanniel,” they wrote.

    Stressed Mom Holding Newborn Baby Outdoors

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  • Dyslexia

    Sometimes people just go with the flow when picking a name for their kid. Maybe it felt right at the time, and they didn’t even realize it’s also the name of a condition. While working at a gas station, this Reddit user observed a mother who let her child run around wild. They wrote “One small girl was pushing on a display stand and the mother screamed: ‘DYSLEXIA GET YO A– OVER HERE!”

    Pregnant Woman Trying New Eyeglasses Having Different Diopters

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  • Donnaria

    Back in school on the playground, this person probably had a rough time. This is particularly true because their name coincidentally rhymes with a sexually transmitted disease. Nevertheless, a user pointed out that it’s a clever fusion of two names. “Donnaria. A combination of her Mom’s name (Donna) and Grandma’s name (Gloria),” they wrote.

    Tired desperate mother and baby crying

  • Alcoholic Beverages

    Bacardi, Hennessy, Tanqueray, Alizé – the names keep coming. It turns out a Redditor, who happened to work in children and family services, encountered kids with names inspired by alcoholic beverages almost every day. “You don’t know how bad it really gets. Lots of kids named after alcoholic beverages.”

    Woman with baby and glass of wine

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Born in Mt Clemens, Screamin has been a part of the Detroit airwaves for over 29 years with 26 at WRIF and 3 years as a morning show host at Z-Rock. When he’s not out on the streets, you can find him in his game room, where he collects jukeboxes and classic pinball machines. Screamin also devotes time doing local charities with his, "Screamin Angels"; and for 15 years with Rock 4 Tots charity. “CHIT” is his local cover band for 10 years all over the Motor City in local bars and has graced the main stage at local festivals like Arts, Beats & Eats warming up for national acts like Cheap Trick, Guess Who & even Salt & Peppa. Screamin’ is the lead singer and also plays cowbell & lead triangle

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