Things That Will Get You On Santa’s Very Bad Naughty List
This is a very good question you can ponder before the big guy makes his trip. Ask yourself if you have been good or bad this year. You Know You’re On Santa’s Very Bad Naughty List When these items pop up on Santa’s resume. Trust me from years of experience of screwing up sometime during the year—Santa’s Very Bad Naughty List.
The first thing he will look for is social media. Right now I’m thinking most of you are on Facebook, X ( formally known as Twitter), Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat. And if you have an Onlyfans account, are you kidding me? Your sunk this year give up.
Are You On Santa’s Very Bad Naughty List?

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Things That Gets You On Santa’s Very Bad Naughty List
- You have a potty mouth: I am guilty of this flaw and I am desperately trying to cut back. I am an avid curser. I have to watch out because of my job. Can’t let an F-bomb slip out. They are costly in my line of work.
- Gossiping: Sometimes it’s like I’m around, “The Real Life Housewives of Detroit.” if they had their version of the famous television show. Guys, you are just as bad as the women if not worse in some cases.
- Scanned 12 Items In Self Checkout Only Paid For 10: Think you are pretty slick and got away with it didn’t you? Santa knows he is always watching.
- Got a Last Minute Gift For Your Best Friend At The Liquor Store: C’mon your best friend? Could you put a least a bit more thought into it when it comes to a lifelong friendship? The best thing about friends is they for the most part always understand.
- You Unfriended More Than Half The Friends You Have On Facebook Because They Are Still Friends With Your Ex: OMG for real? Demanding friends to be your friend or else. . . is not a good look. Santa’ really looks down on confrontation.
- You Ignored A Friends GoFundMe Page To Save The Possums: Well I will give you the benefit of the doubt on this one and maybe Santa will also.
- You Are Still Twerking On The Dance Floor: Please stop. If you thought Elaine from Seinfeld danced bad. Again just please stop.
- Boycotted Just About Everything: Santa’s watching to see if you have been nice. Boycotting just about everything in life is not going to get you on anyone’s good side or list. Do something different. Support people and make them feel good. Give back and it will make you feel better.
- Still Have A Deep Rooted Hate For Nickelback: Let’s it go, if you don’t like them please keep it to yourself. Somewhere out there there is a fan who likes Chad and the band a lot. Maybe Santa!
- If You Asked For Crocks For Christmas: On Your Own On.

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Here comes a lump of coal. Oh, can Santa still use coal? – sorry to be the bearer of bad news. However, if you aren’t sure on which list your antics of the year put you, you might or might not be on Santa’s Naughty List. We can’t all be perfect all the time! Some indecencies are justifiable, others just make you naughty to the bone.

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