Bartender Knows He’ll Cheat Based On Beer
BALTIMORE, MARYLAND - SEPTEMBER 19: Bud Light beer cans sit on a table in right field during the Baltimore Orioles and Toronto Blue Jays game at Oriole Park at Camden Yards on September 19, 2019 in Baltimore, Maryland. (Photo by Rob Carr/Getty Images)
I’m not sure Carrie Underwood is going to write a song about it – but here’s one female Bartender Knows He’ll Cheat Based On Beer
Let’s Watch the TikTok
Paige posted this (over 2 million views) about your boyfriend and how likely he is to cheat based on his favorite beer.
Bartender Knows He’ll Cheat Based On Beer
So if you didn’t take the time to watch, here’s part of what she’s saying:
“If your boyfriend is drinking Coors Light, he’s probably a nice guy. He’s sweet, he’s whatever, and you don’t have any doubts, but he’s definitely flirted at the bar. If you sit down at a restaurant and he orders a Miller Light, marry him. He is gonna build you a Barndominium. If he’s drinking Michelob Ultra, leave him. Because he’s cheating on you. Majority of Busch Light drinkers, sweethearts. They’re not better than Miller Light, but they’ll treat you right. Your husband boyfriend, fiancee, whatever he is, is drinking Budweiser, you’re safe. He won’t cheat on you. We love Budweiser. If you’re boyfriend, whatever he is, is drinking Corona, he’s a sweet talker. You will never know he’s cheating on you, but he is. He’s drinking PBR, we love him. He fixes your car for free because he’s most likely a mechanic. If he’s drinking Modelo, he keeps it spicy and he doesn’t cheat on you because you guys have the best relationship.”
Some of the comments on the original video are hilarious:
“The accuracy!!” one TikToker commented.
“Most accurate beer facts ever,” another user wrote.
“Finally some love for us Miller boys,” said someone else, while another user commented: “Personally attacked with the Bud Light”.
So what does it mean? How much do we put into this? I think she was just having fun and it’s gone viral. There are plenty of great places locally to get a beer – and we’re not judging you by the type of beer you purchase (does Zima still exist?)
5 Michigan Made Hard Ciders That You Need To Try
Michigan is famous for its beer. Understandably so. We have Founders, Short’s, Bell’s, and more. Grand Rapids has even earned the nickname “Beer City.” However, some of the best hard ciders in the country are also Michigan Made.
Over the last few years, I’ve become a massive fan of hard cider. I’m to the point where I’ll take one over a beer, at this point. Don’t judge me! They’re sweet, crisp, and refreshing. I also feel like I can drink more than two without getting full, unlike beer. Lucky for me, and other fans of hard cider, some of the best comes from the Mitten State.
Michigan Is A Cider Mecca
People will come from all over the country to enjoy Michigan Made hard ciders. I certainly can’t blame them. From Metro-Detroit to the U.P., you can find tasty ciders all across the state. With the way these cider companies are growing, our beer reputation could soon be gulped down.
Additionally, Michigan has tons of Cider Mills that you can visit and enjoy fresh cider (sometimes hard), donuts, and scenery. It’s a big part of our culture in the Fall, and not every state enjoys this activity like we do. They don’t realize what they’re missing out on.
With so many options to choose from, it was tough narrowing it down to five Michigan Made hard ciders. However, after much blood, sweat, and tears I was able to do it. I’ve done my best to try as many local hard ciders as possible, and in the end I’m proud of the list. I would stand by all of these as a recommendation, and enjoy them myself.
Having said that, many great options were left on the cutting room floor. Virtue Cider is one of the most recognizable examples of hard ciders from Michigan. I’m sure you’ve seen their cans around. Unfortunately, they didn’t make the list…and they’re delicious! So, you know the final five are going to be delicious. Okay, enough waiting. Let’s get to the list!
5 Michigan Made Hard Ciders You Need To Try
Jim O'Brien is the Host of "Big Jim's House" Morning Show at 94.7 WCSX in Detroit. Jim spent eight years in the U.S. Naval Submarine Service, has appeared on Shark Tank (Man Medals Season 5 Ep. 2), raised over two million dollars for local charities and is responsible for Glenn Frey Drive and Bob Seger Blvd in the Motor City. Jim's relationship with Classic Rock includes considering Bob Seger, Phil Collen from Def Leppard, Wally Palmer of the Romantics and many others good friends. Jim writes about ‘80s movies, cars, weird food trends and “as seen on TikTok” content.
