Naked Man Jumps Into Bass Pro Shop Fish Tank

Naked Man Jumps Into Bass Pro Shop Fish Tank. Well that's different...or is it?

It happened in Alabama last week when a 42 year old man got naked and jumped into the fish tank at the Bass Pro Shop...here's the video:

So how often does this happen? I started typing in "Bass Pro Shop Fish Tank" on TikTok and dude...it happens a lot. Check these out:

And then there's this guy:

And this has been going on for years - check out this post we made back in 2020.

So now you're not exactly shocked when you read the headline:

Naked Man Jumps Into Bass Pro Shop Fish Tank.

Now lets be clear - BY NO MEANS ARE WE SAYING IT'S OKAY TO DO THIS! But it's surprising to see how often this happens. I did some research and couldn't find it happening at the Bass Pro Shop in Auburn Hills (good!).

Of course I spent eight years in the Navy and I don't remember anyone doing a dare like this...however, I do remember something called a "flaming a**hole". We had just pulled into the submarine base in Cocoa Beach, Florida and that night we went to the on base bar (I'm pretty sure it was called the Green House). We had submarine sailors from other countries that stopped for weapons training, etc. So you can imagine how crazy it'd get (some day I'll tell the story of me almost missing ships movement due to a pitcher of Alabama Slammers). Okay, back to the bar and the flaming...

Sitting in the bar drinking a beer with my shipmates when I hear a man with a British accent yell "FLAMING A**HOLE" and runs out of the bathroom buck naked with a stream of toilet paper out of his butt...and the end of it is on fire. He took a lap around the bar and then ran back into the bathroom.

So again - i'm NOT condoning this action at Bass Pro Shop, but sometimes we do crazy stuff.