Doni’s Dad Jokes Get REALLY Weird

We all love Donielle Flynn - host of the Power Lunch, City of the Week Chief, Lover of all things Vernors. So when I got this email...ummmm - let me warn you that Doni's dad jokes get really weird.

So it's late Monday and I get this email from Doni with no title in the subject. Now being a good employee at first I thought it was a virus, so I opened it on someone's else PC (smart, right?). This is what we got:

The headline could be a little misleading - if you listen our show at all you know how much I love doing dad jokes (hell, CSX files is just an excuse to work them in). It's not my fault though - I'm a product of MY father, who LOVED telling Dad jokes. So when I said Doni's dad jokes get really weird...I still laughed my butt off.

These jokes were voted on a couple of years ago...see if you agree with the top ten:

1.  "This graveyard looks crowded.  People must be dying to get in."

2.  When you asked him, "Can you put my shoes on?"  And he said, "No . . . I don't think they'll fit me."

3.  "I used to hate facial hair . . . but then it grew on me."

4.  When he's reversing in the car and says, "Ah . . . this takes me back."

5.  "I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.  I don't know 'y'."

6.  When your mom says, "How do I look," and he says, "With your eyes."

7.  When you ask if he got a haircut, and he says, "No, I got them ALL cut."

8.  "Wanna hear a joke about pizza?  Never mind, it's too cheesy."

9.  "I'm scared of elevators . . . so I'm taking steps to avoid them."

10.  "What did one wall say to the other wall?  'Meet ya at the corner.'"