Naked Bicycle Man in Macomb County **Warning NSFW image**
Did anyone see the naked bicycle man in Macomb County? He was spotted riding around on his bicycle in St. Clair Shores. The Naked Nautical Mile?
Naked Bicycle Man in Macomb County – butt why?
Couple of people wondering if that was the person they saw…which makes me ask the question “how often does this happen in St. Clair Shores”? Maybe we can get Joel to go out there for City of the Week ?
So why bicycle naked? It can’t feel that good, can it? I seem to remember an “Underwear Bike Ride” in Detroit a couple of years ago (apologizes for not keeping tabs on the latest half naked cycling trends in Michigan). Maybe the guy on the bike is from Portland – home to the biggest Naked Bike Ride in the world. It has over 10,000 riders…other naked bike rides include San Francisco (around 2,000 riders), New York City has one that features (?) 300 or so folks on bikes and Chicago’s naked bike ride gets 1,000 or so. Butt (see, I did it again) we should do one here in Detroit…in December. You want to impress me, ride naked in the snow? Or just go streaking…am I right?
Time for a Michigan Naked Bike Ride? We’ve got some name ideas:
- “Tour No Pants” – Simple, but elegant. What kind of merch can we sell for this? (kind of pointless to make a t-shirt for a naked bike ride)
- “You wish it was a 10 speed” – taking a shot all those guys who you know will make a joke about getting caught in the bike chain.
- “Freedom From Fabric Frolic” – it rolls off the tongue…so that’s nice.
- “Butt Cheeks On Wheels” – sounds like a weird show at the Masonic, right?