Hiding From Police In Porta-Potty
Hiding from police in a porta-potty…what could go wrong? A ton apparently. Here’s the story:
A car thief in Wisconsin got THE RUNS this week . . . in more ways than one.
On Wednesday, there was a police chase in Wisconsin, where the cops were pursuing a stolen car. The car eventually lost control and crashed . . . and the four suspects inside made a run for it.
At least two of them started running through a golf course across the street . . . and one of them ducked into a PORTA-POTTY on the course.
A quick-thinking golfer saw the fugitive go into the porta-potty, and took matters into his own hands by PUSHING IT OVER!
If his plan was to trap the guy, it worked. Police have caught at least two of the four suspected thieves. The stinky one . . . and one other.
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Pull off the perfect crime and no one ever knows your name. That said . . .
Jermiah Charles is 19 years old. He carjacked a Lyft driver in Miami last month and drove off in her Toyota Corolla. She says he started punching her from the backseat until she got out. But thankfully she’s okay.
Again, his name is Jermiah Verdon Charles. And we know that because . . . he ordered the Lyft under his OWN NAME.
He stole the car after booking a ride through the app. So the driver just gave cops his info, and that’s how they tracked him down. They arrested him at home and found the car parked a block away.
Jermiah denied everything and claimed he hadn’t even taken a Lyft that day, but they had the records. A community center’s security cam also got him on video.
He’s facing charges for robbery and carjacking.