High Speed Barbie Chase
What would cause a high speed Barbie chase?
Barbie has had a lot of cars over the years . . . but which one would make the best GETAWAY CAR?
A 26-year-old woman in New York named Emoni Thompson stole about $800 worth of Barbie toys from a Walmart on Monday . . . and then drove off.
The police tracked her down, but she refused to pull over . . . and then led them on a high-speed chase, which exceeded 100 miles per hour.
The cops let her go . . . citing safety concerns . . . but they had her information, so they went to her home the next day and arrested her for larceny, fleeing an officer, and multiple traffic offenses.
It is unclear whether the Barbie stuff was recovered, or whether it included a Dreamhouse. But now we know what would cause a high speed Barbie chase!
Next story: Eye for an eye…literally!
A woman in Florida named Sarah Jimenez was arrested for stabbing her boyfriend in the EYE . . . allegedly because he was LOOKING at other women.
It happened at their home this past Saturday. Technically, she got him in the eyelid, and it wasn’t a knife . . . it was one of their dogs’ RABIES NEEDLES.
The guy says they were arguing, and he was lying on the couch when his girlfriend jumped him with the needle. She left the house afterward . . . and police found her outside, sleeping in a car. She told the cops that the man’s injuries were “self-inflicted.”
Sarah was charged with aggravated battery, and is in jail on $7,500 bond. The couple has been together for eight years. Not sure they’re going to make it to nine.
Need more: What about the guy who got a speeding ticket while hauling a house…no really, it happened! We’re all in a hurry to get home (or get where we’re going…but come on dude). This a new one: