Rich People Are Eating Mermaids WTH?
TikTok tells some stories, friend. In this story, rich people are eating mermaids in warehouses. Strap in, cause things will get weird.
A woman on TikTok is telling another person’s story, but in case he doesn’t live to tell it himself, she’s on the scene with the deets. According to this lady (she is incredibly serious about this, by the way), the man who did see all of this told her that a net was brought in that had a mermaid in it.
Describe This Mermaid For Me
According to the TikTok video, the mermaid had “pasty whitish green skin. And the fin, okay, from like the hip bone down, it was just like the body of a fish and like greenish black hair and wasn’t pretty. And it spoke, it spoke. He said that he couldn’t understand what language it was speaking in, but it felt like it was begging for its life. And they took this siren to a different warehouse and it was set up like a restaurant.” She said that eating mermaids was “common place among the rich.”
When she got to the part about the rich people being there with “their knives and forks and everything else. It was set up like hibachi sort of. It’s one of them things that even the presidents don’t know about.”
At this point, Jim and I lost it. Here’s the full conversation. If you want a good laugh, I would highly recommend listening. The hibachi conversation is priceless.
Jenny-Jenny seemed a bit offended, “You guys are taking this not seriously at all. They’re eating mermaids. You guys are making a joke of this. The rich are eating mermaids and you’re here laughing about it.”
Jlee Talks About Rich People Eating Mermaids
If enjoyed this story, Jlee has more including vampires, plus she’ll explain the difference between quantum jumping and astral projection.
Is This Lady Nuts?
I don’t think so. In one of the vampire videos she mentions that the story is for entertainment purposes only and “don’t get your panties in a bunch.” She has a crap load of views on many of her videos so if she’s crazy, she’s crazy like a fox.
I asked Jenny-Jenny what she was basing her “mermaids are real” opinions on and she replied, “The whimsy and magical, like elements of life.” I will accept that.
Jlee is not the only on talking about rich people eating mermaids.. which is insane. Know Your Meme talks more about this conspiracy trend.